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Friday, December 25, 2009

Weekend What's What 12/25-12/29

HOLIDAY, CELEBRATE

With the combination of Christmas and "Snowmageddon," this weekend definitely has the odds stacked against it as far as events go. However, there's no need to panic! While this weekend may not be quite as eclectic or jam-packed as usual, there's still a plethora of good times to be had; film, music and dance parties abound. And if all else fails, you can always frolic in the snow!

xo-l'etoile


THIS WEEK ON L'ETOILE

The l'etoile staff reveals their Christmas wishes HERE

Stephen Stephens shoots our holiday party, Jubilee HERE

Jahna Peloquin updates our Holiday Shopping Event guide with POST-Holiday super sales! HERE

Horst Rechelbacher gives us his tips for a "green" holiday season HERE

Your daily gossip at LOL/OMG is online HERE


FRIDAY ART PICK: MARTHA RICH

She draws, she paints, she illuminates our insecurities and awkwardness! Martha Rich has a 1970s feel to her work, often drawing over pages of text. From the suburbs to the art world, Rich paints wigs, cakes, underwear, sassy sayings, and Loretta Lynn. Also, here is a quote from her blog, which fills us with awe and love for her: “I just realized I am reliving what happened to me at Denison University when a teacher told me I couldn't draw. Only this time I know they are wrong and I am not quitting.” She’s got a new website, so go and poke around on it for a while.

Click HERE for the Martha Rich site


FRIDAY DECEMBER 25TH

Silent Night, Holy Oulman Night

@ 331 Club
331 13th Avenue NE
NE Minneapolis

4pm / 21+ / Free

The 331 throws their annual "shitty gift exchange" party with a twist! This year sip drinks served up by guest bartender, art scene legend and hair stylist extraordinare, Jon Oulman, who owns the 331 Club with his son, Jarret. Oulman will be behind the 331's bar slingin' drinks and doling out shaved pork cheek sandwiches to the Christmas Dinner-less masses. Later that evening, Jarret Oulman and "Pigface" will behind the bar. From 4pm on, you're invited to trade your crappy Christmas gift for someone else's; just fork it over to the bartender and you'll be gifted with something potentially better...or worse.

Click HERE for the 331 Club site



FRIDAY DECEMBER 25TH (THROUGH SUNDAY)

The Red Shoes

@ Trylon Microcinema
3258 Minnehaha Ave. S
Minneapolis

Various showtimes/ $8

We'll admit we have a bit of a soft spot for this Technicolor classic, The Red Shoes, based on the Hans Christian Andersen fairy tale. Demonic shoemakers and magical ballet slippers are all set-ups which could have led the film down a very Buffy musical, dancer-exploding road, but instead the plot in this flick is more romantically charismatic than apocalyptic. In the British feature – now dazzlingly restored on 35mm – a young ballerina becomes the lead dancer due to some serendipitous red shoes. The film played heavy cultural significance for its devotion “art not war” theme at a time when the effects of a post-WWII American were still fresh in everyone's minds. Don't miss a chance to see this gorgeous classic in all its vivid glory!

Click HERE for the Trylon site




FRIDAY DECEMBER 25TH

A Very Special Xmas Staraoke Party hosted by Arzu

@ Triple Rock Social Club
629 Cedar Ave S
Minneapolis

9pm / 21+ / Free

It’s a Triple Rock Christmas Tradition! Break free from your family and get what you really wanted for Christmas — a little tipsy, and a chance to sing your heart out. The bar opens at 8pm, so indulge yourself with some liquid courage, pick your song, practice your moves in the bathroom, and get ready to rawk at Staraoke. Hosted by local punk veteran, Arzu (Strut & Shock, Selby Tigers) the playlist will most definitely be more rock n' roll than Celine Dion!

Click HERE for the Triple Rock site


FRIDAY DECEMBER 25TH

No Ho Ho!

@ Jetset
115 N. 1st Street
Minneapolis

9pm / 21+ / Free

Jetset encourages you to get naughty this Christmas! After all, Santa has already made his rounds and you've got 365 more days to atone, right? Dance off that Christmas goose and eggnog with the sassiest gays in town at this intimate, stylish warehouse district hot spot. Featuring the bangin' beats of Ryan Smith (Rocket/NYC) and the one and only JR.

Click HERE for the Jetset site


FRIDAY DECEMBER 25TH

The Original Truth Squad's Xmas Edition

@ The Entry
701 1st Ave. N.
Minneapolis

10pm / 18+/ $3

Local crunketeers and funk master flashes, The Original Truth Squad, deliver another round of party jams just in time to fill your stockings. With DJ sets from I Am Break, He is the Beat (feat. DJ Thunder Thighs and DJ Friends with Benefits), l'étoile fave Real Talk Radio and Rob Rob. Bring your college ID and get in for just a buck, plus enjoy ice cold PBR Tall Boy's for 2.50 a pop – now that's what we call the Christmas spirit!

Click HERE for the First Ave site


COOL LINK: LOL/OMG BLOG


We're still dishin' over at our new gossip blog, LOL/OMG! Check out one of our recent posts below and visit the blog for more!

Mallman & Friends cover the Cure

We love a good cover! City Pages' @gimme_noise tweets a link to Andrea Swensson's article which asks, "What happens when you combine two man-sized rats, a pair of dance-rap nerds, the singer from a psych-rock band, a hip indie rock dude, local piano man Mark Mallman, and the Cure? Well, it turns out you get a fun cover of "Friday I'm in Love," complete with a wintry little music video."

Featuring a cast of local all-stars including ringleader Mark Mallman, Bryan Atchison and Neil Olstad of Koo Koo Kanga Roo, Mike Schwandt of White Light Riot, and Carin Barno of First Communion Afterparty.

The video and song were release in promotion of Mallman's annual New Year's Eve bash at the Varsity Theater, which is always a wild time!

For more from LOL/OMG click HERE





SATURDAY DECEMBER 26TH

Home for the Holidays

@ Triple Rock
629 Cedar Ave S
Minneapolis

5pm / $10 / All ages
9pm / $10 / 21+

Heiruspecs grants your hip hop holiday wishes with their back-to-back annual 'Home for the Holidays' shows featuring Desdemona & Carnage/Ill Chemistry, Minneapolis Dub Ensemble, DJ Bill Caperton, and of course the 'Specs themselves. In true egalitarian fashion, it doesn’t matter your age, you too can enjoy a show of epic proportions. The night after Staraoke, get thee back to the Triple Rock for this killer musical extravaganza!

Click HERE for the Triple Rock site


SATURDAY DECEMBER 26TH

Crunkmas 2009

@ Nomad World Pub
501 Cedar Avenue S.
West Bank

10pm / 21+

Get crunk with some of the Twin Cities funkiest funkesters, hippest hip hoppers and rockin'-est rockers tonight at the Nomad! Featuring City on the Make, Crunkmonster, Military Special, and Brown Moses, who will share the stage for this eclectic annual holiday foray into crunkosity.

Click
HERE for the nomad site


SATURDAY DECEMBER 26TH

Bomp XI: Special Saturday Edition

@ Bedlam Theatre
1501 S. 6th St.
Minneapolis

10 pm/ 18+/ $5

T'was the night after Christmas, when all through the house not a creature was stirring...except for the Bomp kids! Tonight's super sweet Saturday holiday edition features DJs The Moon Goons, Jimmy 2 Times & Plain Ole Bill, Wzz Wnshp, Shannon Blowtorch & Asylum Sound System putting forth shimmy-worthy tracks all night long. Dance away the winter blues and work off those holiday cookie pounds you packed on yesterday. And since it's the last Bomp of 2009, prepare yourself for a killer time.

Co-sponsored by l'étoile!

Click HERE for the Bedlam site


SATURDAY DECEMBER 26TH

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

@ Uptown Theater
2906 Hennepin Ave. S.
Minneapolis

midnight/ $9

Buckle up those platform heels, swathe yourself in red feathers and tinsel glitter and get in line as the Uptown theater revisits their famed Midnight screening of the lustful, campy cult musical, The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Prepare yourself for interactive melodrama both on and off the screen with racy live performances, sing-a-longs and a house full of steamy innuendos led by Twin Cities' famous Rocky Horror devotees, Transvestite Soup. Dammit your Janet, bed Brad and get your Meatloaf kink fix – all in one night! Can't get down to tonight's showing? No need to get your fishnets in a wad. There's plenty of sweet transvestite action to go around as Uptowns screens an encore Saturday, January 30th at midnight.

Click
HERE for the Uptown Theater site


SUNDAY MUSIC PICK: WHAM! “LAST CHRISTMAS”

As George Michael fans through the thick and thin (what bathroom incident?), we couldn't help ourselves this week. Really, who can resist this tearful Wham! ballad about a botched holiday relationship? Full of feathered hair, over-sized sweaters, bushy eyebrows, cheesy flashbacks – including an overly precious snowball fight – and the catchiest synth part to ever be in a Christmas tune. And omg, when George Michael is all wrapped up in tinsle we can hardly contain our '80s crush hysteria! It just isn't Christmas without adding a little Wham! flavor. Caution: this song will be stuck in your head for days. Merry Xmas from the 1980s.



TUESDAY DECEMBER 29TH

JagerCon: Sci-Fi Tuesdays

@ Clubhouse Jager
923 Washington Avenue N.
Minneapolis

Every Tuesday
10 p.m. / 21+ / Free

Join hosts Kate Iverson (l'étoile magazine, Secrets of the City) and Beth Hammarlund (l'étoile magazine, A Tiny Machine) every Tuesday Night for JagerCon! JagerCon is a weekly sci-fi party featuring screenings of classic nerdy movies and television shows -- topped off with 2-4-1 cocktails all night served by Star Captain Paul!

Mingle with like-minded sci-fi geeks, discuss D&D strategies, and use that Captain Picard impression you've been perfecting to pick up chicks at the bar. Snort-laugh the night away while bragging about your MMORPG addiction and enjoy a cozy, nerd-friendly environment.

Upcoming Events:

DEC 29: Back to the Future
JAN 5: Spaceballs
JAN 12: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
JAN 19: The Forbidden Zone
JAN 26: Earth Girls Are Easy
FEB 1: Return to Oz
FEB 9: Dune
FEB 16: Dreamcatcher
FEB 23: Nightwatch
MAR 2: The Hunger

This week's flick is Back to the Future




GUEST BLOGGER: A TINY MACHINE

Beth Hammarlund proclaims her love for Rhianna's video for "Hard" and works through a touchy fashion conundrum...

military fashion: yay or nay?

...I've always been a bit conflicted about military trends in fashion, especially when it's not just a thematic reference, but a specific item from military dress. Coming from an Air Force and Army family, for a long time I felt that using uniforms in an ironic sense or even just for aesthetic purposes was kind of disrespectful. (In high school, there no way my mom was going to let me go to school wearing a pair of army pants.) But as I grew up and my Vogue and W archives expanded to fill up an entire bookshelf, I got over these concerns. Don't get me wrong, I've still got my dad's framed flag in my living room and his dog tags on my dresser, but I also recently asked my mom if I could have his old garrison cap for fashion purposes. (She didn't seem to mind. Maybe she's gotten over her concerns too.) So what say you?...

Click HERE to read the rest of the article.




GUEST BLOGGER: LE PETIT CONNAISSEUR

Jahna Peloquin recaps and links pretty much everything that was cool this month.
It's been a while since I've posted my usual weekly local fashion blog roundup, so here's a very-packed edition to peruse as you languish at your day job or sneak away from the family.

Click HERE for the Le Petit Connaisseur blog


Editor in Chief: Kate Iverson
Contributors: Lacey Prpic Hedtke, Juleana Enright, Kate Iverson, Beth Hammarlund, Jahna Peloquin, Rob Callahan, Chris Larson

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Weekend What's What 12/17-12/22

MEET US UNDER THE MISTLETOE!

We're in the thick of it, people. There is no escape. The "holidays" are officially in full effect! We can't help but love the twinkling lights, the prettily wrapped gifts, and of course, the holiday cheer. Spend some quality time with your bestest pals and cohorts while making the rounds to this weekend's festive soirees, and make sure they know how much you appreciate them! After all, the holiday spirit also manifests itself in rounds of shots, hugs and high-fives.

xo-l'étoile


THIS WEEK ON L'ETOILE

Jahna updates our Guide to Holiday Shopping Events HERE

The l'etoile Holiday Gift Guide is online HERE

l'etoile reviews the 'Tis the Season for Glitz n' Glam Fashion show HERE

Chase Turner shoots pix at Blacklist's Black Christmas Party HERE

Juleana Enright fills us in on 'The Art of the Party' HERE

Stephen Stephens shoots last week's Hot Holiday party HERE


THURSDAY DECEMBER 17TH

Third Thursday at the MIA: Parisian Nights

@ Minneapolis Institute of Arts
2400 3rd Ave S
Minneapolis

6pm-9pm / free

"The Louvre and the Masterpiece" is leaving soon, so if you haven’t seen the Vermeer yet, now’s your chance! On this nuit française, Alliance Francaise will help you practice your French; DJ Jake Rudh of Transmission spins French house music; and French film shorts screen, including Georges Melies’ 1902 short A Trip to the Moon. Enter to win dinner for duex at Vincent. Magnifique! While you're there, stop in to the MAEP Gallery at 7pm sharp for a talk by exhibiting local artist Michael Kareken.

Click HERE for the MIA site

From Georges Melies' "A Trip to the Moon"

THURSDAY DECEMBER 17TH

Dunny Trading Party & 25% off Sale

@ ROBOTlove
27th & Lyndale
Uptown Minneapolis

6-8pm / Free

Local design boutique, ROBOTlove, is one of the only locations in the Twin Cities that carries Dunnys, the cute vinyl mini-toys designed by a revolving door of hip artists from around the globe. Buy and trade with fellow collectors and while you're there, shop ROBOTlove's addicting selection of designer toys, housewares, clothing, accessories, art books and more. Take 25% off your ENTIRE purchase on everything in the store during the event (an enticing incentive for local toy collectors, to be sure) The trading event and the 25% off store-wide discount run from 6-8pm only!

Click HERE for the ROBOTlove site


ART PICK: ALEX PRAGER

Like many artists, photographer Alex Prager finds a certain lure to California, susceptible to the lights, the sleepless sky and, of course, the seedy underbelly. Her latest artwork, Week-end, (set to open early 2010 at the M&B Gallery in L.A.) involves a series photographs where “darkness lies portent and colors behave corporeally.” Like stills from a '60's French film with classic Lolita flirtation, her photographs capture a cinematic world illuminated by the bright and smooth LA light. At times, a Valley of the Dolls emptiness is called to mind. In others, a David Lynch reel, where tension can heighten merely by adjusting color saturation. Taking cues from her favorite luminary photographers – Brassaï, Mitch Epstein – Prager's democratic photography style relies on staging (often with modish wigs, 60's frocks and psychedelic backgrounds), atmosphere and the efficient use of negative space. Often her models seem damaged, like they've just stepped out of a Andy Warhol party, more knowing and adulterated than they came in. Pretty, damaged girls? Yep, that sounds like California.

Click HERE for the Alex Prager site



FRIDAY DECEMBER 18TH

Gregoire Pinto

@ Wednesday Studio, D-2
2500 University Ave. W.
Minneapolis

4pm-Midnight / free

In '98, local artist Gregoire Pinto – sparked by a reflective mission statement – set out to create pieces of artwork that not only represented his ideals but which replaced the gaps in culture to restore what had been lost. Currently back from a hiatus in search of “decorative surrealism,” the artist returns to the galleries for a show complete with his signature style of acrylic and glaze, vivid color schemes and ritualistic design patterns. Catch the artist in all his glory tonight. Just don't call it a comeback!

Click HERE for the Facebook event



FRIDAY DECEMBER 18TH

Dosh + Skoal Kodiak

@ Cedar Cultural Center
416 Cedar Ave. S.
Minneapolis

7 pm doors/ $12 advance, $15 day of

Local experimental beatmaker, (Martin) Dosh, has long held down MPLS' electronica scene with an avant-garde flair and wordless poetics. His latest album, Wolves and Wishes, features collaborations with vocal stars Bonnie 'Prince' Billy and Andrew Bird; visual artist and Anticon member, Odd Nosdam; and experimental rockers, Fog, showcasing the multi-instrumentalist at his most seasoned. As Andrew Bird's new record drops January 20th – a record Dosh has heavily played a role in – the one-man-band will be busy touring, so don't miss your chance to catch his sculptural compositions live tonight. With dance rock band, Skoal Kodiak. Paper Colt Ensemble (Dark Dark Dark's Marshall and Jonathan) spin ambient tunes between bands.

Click HERE for the Cedar Cultural Center site



FRIDAY DECEMBER 18TH

Sussedtacular!

@ Varsity Theater
1308 4th St. SE
Minneapolis

7:30pm / 21+ / $7 in advance, $10 at the door

Susstones celebrates its third annual holiday extravaganza with about a million bands. Polara plays their first show in who knows how long, in honor of their new single. This year, The Mood Swings, Mercurial Rage and Two Harbors all celebrated Susstones CDs releases, and converge tonight at the Varsity in Susstone solidarity. 2009 newcomers Blue Sky Blackout are also in attendance, along with Joe Werner of First Communion Afterparty to get the show started with some of his solo work. Need one more reason to be in attendance? Marc the Guv DJs all night, and if you stay for all the bands, you’ve only paid a little over a dollar per band, and in true Sussed style, who knows what special musical guests might show up?

Click HERE for the Susstones site


FRIDAY DECEMBER 18TH

Mickey Leigh & Legs McNeil: I Slept with Joey Ramone

@ Nick & Eddie
1612 Harmon Place
Minneapolis

9pm / Free

Dust off your leather jacket and make your way to Nick and Eddie tonight as author and musician Mickey Leigh (brother of the late great punk god, Joey Ramone) and famed punk historian, Legs McNeil, discuss their newly released book. The latest nouvella in the Ramones saga, the ironically titled, I Slept with Joey Ramone: A Family Memoir, details the personal life and music career of the rebellious misfit intimately and BS free. Co-written by Legs McNeil, author of Please Kill Me: The Uncensored Oral History of Punk, the memoir spans over two decades and is filled with underground facts about the punk movement in America, angst-ridden anecdotes, eccentric escapades, and of course, sibling rivalry. An engaging documentation of a dysfunctional family and the musical roots of the gangly man regarded as a counterculture icon and a pioneer for punkdom. Join the authors and 'be sedated' by lively conversation, food and drink specials, book purchasing and signing – perfect for a last minute gift for the punk rocker on your list. Co-sponsored by Rain Taxi Review.

Click HERE for the facebook event



FRIDAY DECEMBER 18TH

Cheers to a Season of Temptation!

@ 1419
1419 Washington Ave S
Minneapolis

10pm / $3-5 donation

The artist-run space 1419 teams up with Jelly Mountain and Bohemian Press to bring you a holiday party you won’t soon forget. Costume contests don’t stop at Halloween, so think of a good Santa or Jesus or reindeer-inspired get up. The artists in residence at 1419 request outrageousness and spectacular outfits. Venture to the third floor to witness a Christmas-themed installation by emerging U of M and Minneapolis artists. In round robin format, bands Farms, Bad Tanya, Tips for Twat, and Early Dreams play, and later Famuel and Gary Slam provide the tunes to get you dancing and prancing, like the pitter patter of little reindeer feet.

Click HERE for the facebook event


COOL LINK: STACK

Have you exhausted your magazine subscription choices through your cousin’s girl scout troupe sales? Try Stack! They hand-pick artsy, independent magazines, and send you a new one every other month. Consider it a fruit-of-the-month club for super cool magazines. You can opt of out mags you already get, and discover six new ones over a year. Genius! We totally want this for Christmas.

Click HERE for the Stack site


SATURDAY DECEMBER 19TH

Grown & Sexy

@ Northrup King Building
1500 Jackson St. NE Suite #332
Minneapolis

noon-5 pm/ free

The 12 diverse teens involved with the Walker Art Center's Teen Arts Council (WACTAC) might have more constructive things to do than wait in line for Twilight tickets – like weekly meetings where they design, organize and market events inspired by Walker exhibits, performances, films and other such fodder. In its 13th year, the program has witnessed a potpourri of promising art from over 100 bright young artists. Now all grown & sexy (as the exhibition's title suggests), the alumni artists reunite for the first exhibition celebrating the art of the lively WACTAC crowd and embracing what the future holds for their artistic endeavors. The Grown & Sexy artwork ranges from sculpture and installation to paintings and drawings. The exhibit opens this weekend, but the reception won't be held until December 23rd and will feature a wrap-up party with live music.

Click HERE for this art event and more at www.mplsart.com


SATURDAY DECEMBER 18TH

SooVac Art Sale

@ SooVAC
2640 Lyndale Ave S
Minneapolis

10am-6pm/free

SooVAC has a last-minute heroic solution for all you procrastinating shoppers: a sale and art extravaganza! Their second annual art sale offers discounts on local artist’s work, from the likes of Nick Howard, Andy Ducett, and Terrance Payne. If you missed their Dollmighty fashion show last week, Erin Currie (Curster’s Boutique), Stephen Filla and Gina Louise’s work is still up, so in addition to finishing (or starting) your holiday shopping, you can absorb a little culture too. Viola!

Click
HERE for this art event and more at mplsart.com



SATURDAY DECEMBER 18TH

Peach Holiday House Warming

@ Peach
275 East 4th Street Suite B200
St. Paul

6pm-10pm/free

Lowertown is ripe with art, and Peach is the newest multipurpose art space in the area. Peach has been showcasing art for at least a few months now, participating in the St. Paul Art Crawl and the Lowertown 1st Fridays events, but they will make their official debut tonight with with music, food, and a festive fundraising exhibition. Later, DJ Satchel hosts an afterhours social that invites you to BYOB and hobnob with the St. Paul artsy set. Juicy!

Click HERE for the Peach site

BONUS:
Since you’re in the neighborhood, it would be a shame to miss the Lowertown SantaCon. From 5pm on, strange Santas and Christmas creatures descend on the capital city to crawl the pubs, led by the wild Brass Messengers street band. We doubt you'll be able to miss this spectacle!

SATURDAY DECEMBER 19TH

New Flavors Premiere

@ Oak Street Cinema
309 Oak Street SE
Minneapolis

5pm-10pm / free

Know why we’re skateboarding fans? It's not JUST because sk8er boys are cute and their tricks are impressive; it's because skaters always seem to be ambitiously cranking out art and film project, which we think is "rad." Tonight, Kevin Horn presents his latest, New Flavors, a Twin Cities-focused skate flick. Not only is your trip to the lovely Oak Street Cinema free, but you can pick up a copy of the film after the show! And if we know skateboarders and filmmakers, we know that their still-secret after party is bound to be fun!

Click HERE for the facebook event



SATURDAY DECEMBER 19TH

Ping Wang: Winter Worm Summer Plant + 10,000 Waves

@ Shoebox Gallery
2948 Chicago Ave. S. Buzzer 08
Minneapolis

8 pm-2 am/ donations encouraged

Here in MN, when winter strikes we rarely think about vegetation – largely due to the fact that most of it is buried under mounds upon mounds of snow. But artist Ping Wang – recipient of the MN Book award – and her Shoebox Gallery installation, Winter Worm Summer Plant, brings our attention to the ecological devastation of the Sino-Tibetan plateau using the herbal/medicinal worm-plant, chongcao. Through the mediums of photography and poetry, the author/photographer contrasts the age-old Tibetan ways of survival with clashing images of modern times. Wang will premiere her poem “10,000 Waves” accompanied by dance and music by Bruce T. Bolon and Yong Tsi. Peeps are encouraged to bring poems relating to a migrant experience to share during the open mic segment. Buzz 08 (Smuda Studio) to get in!

Click HERE for this art event and more at mplsart.com



SATURDAY DECEMBER 19TH

l'etoile & Blacklist present: JUBILEE

@ Secret Location
Minneapolis
rsvp to jubileempls@gmail.com for location

9pm-2am / Free

Come socialize and shimmy with your friends from l'etoile and Blacklist Vintage this holiday season! Our invite-only, secret location soiree is sure to jingle your bells, with holiday tunes from DJ Jake Rudh, a bar featuring 1950s-era cocktails courtesy of Phillips Distilling, a lavish Christmas cookie buffet and more. Don your best 1950s cocktail attire and meet us under the mistletoe! The secret location will be announced the day before the event to guests who have RSVP'd to jubileempls@gmail.com. Formal 1950s cocktail attire requested!

Sponsored by l'étoile magazine, Blacklist Vintage, Phillips Distilling, and Cake Eater Bakery


SUNDAY MUSIC PICK: BANJO OR FREAKOUT XMAS ALBUM

The fuzzy, atmospheric beauty that is Banjo or Freakout has now applied itself to Christmas. UK-based musical wonder, Alessio Natalizia, has been being buzzed about in the blogsphere and beyond for a while now. And just in time for Christmas, he's offered up a festive (and free) interpretation of classic holiday tunes such as Jingle Bells, Silent Night, Joy to the World and more -- all with his signature ethereal, gauzy touch. We know what we're playing on Christmas Eve!

Click HERE to download the FREE Xmas Album


SUNDAY DECEMBER 20TH

Rock the Halls

@ 501 Club
501 Washington Ave. S.

7 pm-2 am/ 21+/ free

Ok, you got us! We love holiday nostalgia – and no doubt you'll find us jingle janglin' all the way down “sentimental lane” this season in vintage wear, toting peppermint cocktails. Leave it to Indie Soup to produce a holiday jamboree filled with the spirit of a traditional Christmas, with a few altered surprises. Deranged versions of Xmas tunes anyone? Get yr naughty or nice self down to Rock the Halls early for an all night affair of bands, DJs, dancin', holiday visuals, tasty yultide grub and drink specials. Plus, trivia, mad giveaways from sponsors including Summit Brewery, John Oulman Salon and Shuga Records -- plus a free pint glass with a Summit draft purchase (while supplies last). And because it's on 501 grounds, there's no cover! Rock around the Christmas tree to sets from The Nightinghales, Sun in the Satellite, Come Fizzy Dolphin, Telepathos, Moon Stone, Luke's Angels, David Beckey, and record spinning action from special guest DJS. And don't forget to don some gay apparel! – we'll leave that one up to individual interpretation.

Co-sponsored by l'étoile!

Click HERE for the 501 Club Site



TUESDAY DECEMBER 22ND

JagerCon: Sci-Fi Tuesdays

@ Clubhouse Jager
923 Washington Avenue N.
Minneapolis

Every Tuesday
10 p.m. / 21+ / Free

Join hosts Kate Iverson (l'étoile magazine, Secrets of the City) and Beth Hammarlund (l'étoile magazine, A Tiny Machine) every Tuesday Night for JagerCon! JagerCon is a weekly sci-fi party featuring screenings of classic nerdy movies and television shows -- topped off with 2-4-1 cocktails all night served by Star Captain Paul!

Mingle with like-minded sci-fi geeks, discuss D&D strategies, and use that Captain Picard impression you've been perfecting to pick up chicks at the bar. Snort-laugh the night away while bragging about your MMORPG addiction and enjoy a cozy, nerd-friendly environment.

Upcoming Events:

DEC 22: Star Wars Holiday Special
DEC 29: Back to the Future
JAN 5: Spaceballs
JAN 12: Star Wars: The Clone Wars
JAN 19: The Forbidden Zone
JAN 26: Earth Girls Are Easy
FEB 1: Return to Oz
FEB 9: Dune
FEB 16: Dreamcatcher
FEB 23: Nightwatch
MAR 2: The Hunger

This week's flick is the Star Wars Holiday Special!


GUEST BLOGGER: A TINY MACHINE
Beth Hammarlund contemplates ways to motivate herself.

my new domestic strategy

Perhaps if I wear a gorgeous cocktail dress while washing and drying dishes, it'll make the the task of attacking my sink of dirty plates and wine glasses a little less daunting. Must purchase adorable vintage apron and cute rubber gloves to adequately protect the aforementioned dress and fresh manicure.

For more from A Tiny Machine click HERE



GUEST BLOGGER: LE PETIT CONNAISSEUR

Jahna Peloquin fills you in on where to score custom-made dresses in the Twin Cities. Really people, it's not as far fetched and expensive as it sounds.

This holiday season, go custom

Still looking for the perfect New Year's Eve dress? One luxury I allow myself is getting custom dresses made for events by my favorite local designers. I've already commissioned George Moskal to make my New Year's Eve outfit this year, inspired by this look I recently featured in a Vita.mn Holiday Fashion editorial.

For the rest Jahna's custom guide click HERE

Photo courtesy of Vita.mn/styling by Jahna Peloquin

Editor in Chief: Kate Iverson
Contributors: Lacey Prpic Hedtke, Juleana Enright, Kate Iverson, Beth Hammarlund, Jahna Peloquin, Rob Callahan, Chris Larson

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

l'étoile's Guide to Holiday Cheer 2009

Content shared with Secrets of the City

Wasn't it just yesterday that we were putting together our 2008 Holiday Guide? We swear it was. Time flies! l'étoile has had a wonderful year, and we are so thankful for every last moment of it. For our readers, our collaborators, our muses, our staffers, our friends and families, and of course the crazy/cool creative community of the Twin Cities -- you truly are the fabulous fodder which spurs us on! This year's holiday guide (which could go on and on and on, really) is filled with great gift ideas (of local origin), entertaining advice, do-it-yourself holiday fun, and of course, some festive fashion tips. Enjoy, and have a spectacular holiday season!

xo-l'étoile

Photo by Stephen Stephens for l'étoile agency



GRACEFUL GIFTING

Stop yourself from going to the "Maul" this holiday season and instead, spend your hard-earned dough at independently owned local shops and on Twin Cities artists' wares. Not only will you feel good about supporting local peeps, but you'll likely walk away from the situation with an uber-original gift for that special someone.

Below you'll find some of our top picks for holiday gifting, but you simply must check out our big GUIDE TO HOLIDAY SHOPPING EVENTS which we've been updating left and right with cool local holiday sale events.

EC Designs

Emily Johnson is one of our favorite local jewelry designers, and her sweet and witty necklaces for EC Designs make a perfect holiday gift for the fashion plate in your life. When shopping for a friend of family member you're grateful for, consider expressing your thanks in a literal way with a Wishbone necklace. The designer's signature Heart necklaces are a lovely way to express your unwavering affection, and her Minnesota necklaces (a local cult favorite featuring an adorable heart-shaped cutout over the location of the Twin Cities) show the world that home is where your heart is. Order online at ecdesignstudios.com.

Theater All Year

Presented by Secrets of the City, Theater All Year ticket vouchers offer you an easy and affordable way to enjoy a huge variety of Twin Cities theater offerings throughout the season! The perfect gift for the dramatic-types in your life, they'll be able to use the vouchers to reserve seats for any of the hundreds of designated performances by some three dozen theater groups. There’s no standing in rush lines, no hassles, just the opportunity to step out and sample new stages and theatrical experiences. And if you're lucky, they'll take you with them! A package of 6 ticket vouchers is just $99. Sweet deal! Available at Sorella Wine Shop, Max's Jewelry and Gifts, or online at TheaterAllYear.com.

Ruby3 Designs

Ruby3 designer Anna Lee's feminine hats, clips and fascinators have always made great gifts. But what we're really craving for the approaching winter months is her line of cold weather hats. Ruby3 debuted a new series of faux fur hoods during MNFashion Week this fall, and since first sighting them on the runway, we've been planning out how to work them into our winter wardrobe. The hoods are lined with warm and cozy polar fleece fabric, so not only will you look chic, you'll stay toasty as well. Though these hoods make a perfect gift for a friend, we're going to be honest: we really just want them for ourselves. Ruby3 is available at I Like You in Minneapolis and at the temporary MNFashion Holiday Boutique in Gaviidae Common. For more info visit ruby3.com


Thymes

There is something so luxurious and indulgent about giving beautifully scented candles for the holidays! But why pay high prices for designer candles at department stores when some of the very best scents and formulas are available from local, lady-owned product line, Thymes? We particularly love their Frasier Fir and White Persimmon fragrances, both perfect selections for home. If you're shopping for someone with a more adventurous nose, try the Tamarind Lychee candle. Thymes is not just about awesome candles, however, they offer a wonderous selection of bath and body products that run the gamut from skin care to perfume to baby products and more. We're completely in love with their Moonflower perfume, which comes in an affordable roller-ball gift-size option, complete with added micro glitter to give your skin a subtle, sparkly sheen. Thymes is available at numerous specialty shops around town, search for retail locations and shop online at thymes.com.

ROBOTlove

Is there anything not to love about this local design store? While the indie retail shop may claim its heart belongs to robots, any newcomer can tell its devotion extends to all arms of the pop art scene. Find limited edition vinyl and plush toys, jewelry and accessories, collectibles, screen-printed apparel and designer tees, uniquely designed home goods and arts & culture-themed books and zines. Plus, their gift cards, tailored stationery and mini figurines make for great stocking stuffers. Call it niche; call it cute. Just don't confuse it with a kid's store. Visit ROBOTlove online at robotlove.biz.

BONUS: Mention l'etoile and automatically get 15% off your purchase!

Art by Michael Cina

Original work by a world-renowned artist for as low as $15? Color us amazed. Big name, locally-based graphic designer Michael Cina applies his brilliant color theory tactics to abstract painting, and has put up an online shop just in time for the holidays. Peruse these reasonable priced, handmade works of art that come both framed and unframed. Cina's recent (and quite prolific) body of work runs along a theme of bulbous, multi-hued patterns and abstract layerings. Those familiar with his digital work will certainly draw comparisons between the use of color and balance of white space in these mixed media paintings. We liken this artist's work to clouds in the sky - it's really up to the viewer's imaginative interpretation. And for prices this low, you'll easily be able to snag impressive gifts for the art appreciators on your list. Visit the online store at michaelcina.bigcartel.com

Fun fact: Not only is Cina's work in the personal collections of certain l'étoile staffers, but one of his pieces served as inspiration for local art curator and fashion designer Emma Berg's 2010 collection, which will debut at Voltage: Fashion Amplified in April.


Museum & Theater Gift Shops

The holiday shopping season just wouldn't be complete without a quick pop into some of our favorite museum gift shops! The always chic Walker Gift Shop is certainly a sure bet; Ladies will love a pair of local jewelry designer Karin Jacobson's whimsical "Tornado" earrings ($85). Personally, we're coveting the custom Walker Art Center planners. The Weisman Gift Shop is a winner as well, with a stellar mix of handcrafted gifts, jewelry , toys, books, and more; we'd scoop up some chocolate from local artisian B.T. McElrath and possibly some limited edition Adam Turman prints! The Guthrie's gift shop offers beautiful gifts hand-crafted by regional artists, plus show-specific merchandise. Buy your loved one a pair of tickets to an upcoming show, then top it off with a corresponding gift from the onsite shop! And of course, we adore the MIA's gift shop, which offers all sorts of snazzy handcrafted gifts, art books, and classic and contemporary art prints. We're still chuckling over the featured item t-shirt that says "Please Don't Lick the Art" ($22.95). The Science Museum is a good bet as well; snap up fun, educational science-y gifts such as books and games, also posters, jewelry and decorative do-dads. Last but not least, we have to give a shout out to the SOO Visual Art Center's gift shop, which features pieces by local artists such as Amy Rice, Deuce Seven, Greg Gossel and Jennifer Davis, as well as tons of locally-made jewelry items and clever knick-knacks!

And of course, no plug for museum gift shops would be complete without a suggestion to give the gift of membership to said museums! The year-round gift that keeps on giving, your recipient will be privy to members-only special events, first peeks at exhibits, curator talks, shopping discounts, ticket discounts and more. A very thoughtful gift, if you ask us!

Shuga Records

The latest addition to the local record store circuit, Shuga Records, was created by Chicago DJ, “Shuga Rose,” and is a spin-off of one of the largest online record shops out there. The new-ish physical location in Northeast Minneapolis features nearly 400,000 high-quality recordings on inventory, many from Shuga's personal collection. The shop also offers low-priced used records and 12''s, newly released vinyl and CDs and a free bin of records and album-cover art – all good fodder for the audiophiles and music collectors on your list. Not to mention it's an awesome place to hang out and gift search; with in-store performances, a DJ booth, vintage turntables, listening booths and visual wall art – including a 50-ft mural from Broken Crow. For location and more info or to shop online visit shugarecords.com.


Screen Printed Poster Art

Fact: numerous nationally-known screen print artists call the Twin Cities home, making it pretty darn easy for you to scoop up sweet, limited edition art prints to jazz up your walls! l'étoile is lucky to have not one, but two, collectives as regular contributors to our weekly JagerCon sci-fi night at Clubhouse Jager. Both Squad 19 and Who Made Who have churned out some amazing, limited edition poster prints for our geeky soiree, which are dearly coveted by the hipster nerds who show up each week. Celebrate Who Made Who's 2nd Anniversary at their shop on December 12th with a killer 2-4-1 poster print deal! Squad 19's website offers a slew of hot prints of some of your favorite local bands and more! However, if you're looking for the perfect gift for the nerd in your life, you can always stop down to the JagerCon 1st Anniversary Party at Clubhouse Jager on December 15th from 9pm to 11pm to buy your favorites out of the dozens of sci-fi movie-inspired prints by both of these talented collectives for the discounted price of $10 each. Play sci-fi trivia with us at 9pm -- the grand prize is one of pretty much every print ever made for JagerCon!


I Like You!

If this NE boutique likes you, feel honored. Their new store-front – located on the same block as the Red Stag and the Fox Tax gallery – is the core of local artistans and craft goods. Everything at I Like You is handcrafted and affordable, from knitted doggie sweaters, adorable handmade baby clothes, and bound journals featuring artwork from local artists to stencil paintings, jewelry designed from vintage buttons & bottlecaps, and fashionable hand-sewn laptop bags and clutches. Find one-of-a-kind greeting cards and stationery as well. Oh, and did we mention the entire floor is covered in plush Astroturf? So, kick off your shoes and stay a while. For location and more info visit ilikeyouonline.com


Digtal Crush Photography

It's no secret we adore our staff shutterbugs from Digital Crush Photography, and we certainly aren't opposed to sharing them with you. Through December 31st Digital Crush is offering steep discounts on photo sessions, including $100 OFF their one hour portrait sessions (regular price $300) as well as discounted event photography (price depends on length of event). Buy a gift certificate as a fun holiday surprise for your family or your favorite aspiring musician or model -- or maybe just for yourself (who doesn't want a glamorous Facebook profile image, after all?) Printable full color gift certificates are available, and have no expiration date. Let DC shoot your face this holiday season! Visit them online at digitalcrushphoto.com or e-mail info@digitalcrushphoto.com

Blacklist Vintage

We definitely haven't hid our love for Eat Street's cutest boutique, and why should we! Vanessa Messersmith and Jennifer Sapiro's huge collection of vintage good makes it the one of the best vintage shops in town. Don't be fooled by its modest demeanor, the charming shop is stocked with authentic vintage apparel, jewelry and home décor from the '50s to the '80s. And don't forget those fashionable guys on your list! Blacklist's entire upstairs is devoted to the masculine side of vintage with classic fedoras, great jackets and stylin' boots. Need help finding the perfect vintage gift? Their friendly staff always has great advice. Plus, Blacklist also has a working Ms. Pacman console to lighten your shopping woes! For location and more info visit blacklistvintage.com

Bone Adventure

And for those who want to pamper their pups and kitties this season, there's Bone Adventure – the local, independently owned pet store with eco-friendly and homemade products for dogs and cats. Like its empire-esque counterparts, Bone Adventure features all the basic pet supplies, but with a great twist – au-naturale food, treats, fun toys and pet grooming products. Don't let your pets miss out on the fun -- your beloved pooch and/or kitty are always welcome inside the store! And for those looking for an extra special doggie gift, Bone Adventure specializes in B.O.B (Bottle of Broth), a locally made canine brew that comes in a variety of flavors including chicken and beef flavors – it's like beer for dogs! Visit their Northeast location on East Hennepin store or for other locations check the website at www.boneadventure.com


Rox Jewelry

One of our favorite chicks on the planet, Robyne Robinson, has been hand-making her own line of stunning jewelry for years and we can't get enough of it! Rox Jewelry pieces are the kind of accessories that demand to take center stage with their eclectic array of semi-precious stones, metals, unique beads and creative craftsmanship. Find the perfectly bold statement piece to pair with a simple, elegant cocktail dress or throw on one of her chunky stone necklaces with a casual outfit to immediately add some eye-catching pizazz! If there's one gift you should give yourself this holiday season, we say it ought to be Rox Jewelry. However, if you're not stylistically selfish, anything from this gorgeous collection would make a brilliant and thoughtful gift! For more info and to find numerous retail locations visit roxmpls.com


Tomatin 12-Yr Single Malt Scotch at Surdyk's

We're kind of obsessed with scotch as of late. Drinking it sort of makes us feel like bookish old men that ought to be sitting before roaring fireplaces in leather wingback chairs, plotting world domination. Unfortunately we have neither a fireplace, a wingback chair, nor a feasible plan for world domination. We do, however, have wild imaginations. Giving the gift of a fine, aged scotch not only makes you look superklassy, but may even include an invitation to help drink your own gift -- and who can argue with that? Our recommendation is Tomatin 12-Year Single Malt Scotch, a classic choice that wont break the bank. Available at Surdyk's for under $20, Tomatin 12 Year is aged in traditional oak barrels, delicately balancing hints of fruit, malt and peat. The Tomatin brand produces scotches that are aged up to 40 years (and cost up to $1000 per bottle). Surdyk's carries both the 12 Year ($17.99) and the 25 year ($149.99). Stop into Surdyk's or visit them online at surdyks.com

Max's

We adore this artsy St. Louis Park boutique! Max's specializes in decadent and exotic chocolates from as far away as Venezuela, Trinidad, and Madagascar; unique jewelry by independent artisans; and artist-crafted contemporary home decor. With their constantly revolving selection of carefully curated merchandise, you're sure to find something that will put stars in the eyes of even the most picky of giftees. Not to mention, fancy chocolates make the finest of stocking stuffers! For more info and location visit stylebymax.com


Azia Gift Card Deal

What says "I love you" more than a spicy tuna roll? Give the gift of sushi this holiday season with a gift card from Eat Street staple, Azia, where you can catch sweet deals on gift card purchases. Buy $100 worth of gift cards and get another $25 FREE. And if you're anything like us, you know that $25 can go a long way with Azia's Late Night Happy Hour menu. Now is actually the perfect time to revisit this tasty hot spot, as they've just revamped their Anemoni Sushi Bar, complete with fantastic decor a la local artists! Stop in to purchase gift cards during regular business hours. For more info and location visit aziarestaurant.com.

Miyagi Salon Aveda Deal

For the beauty icon in your life, a gift of Aveda products and/or beauty services is the way to go. One of our favorite salons in town, run by some of our favorite people in town, has a sweet promo going for the holiday season! Put together a custom Aveda gift package worth $20 or more and get a $20 gift card for goods or services, free! Not only does Miyagi stock a stellar array of beauty products but their salon services are top notch. Stop in and mention l'etoile to score the deal, or visit Miyagi online at dojoforbeauty.com.


Damn Good Food: 157 Recipes from Hell's Kitchen

We've become seriously addicted to Hell's Kitchen's Peanut Butter since hosting this Fall's Project Runway Screening Parties. Lucky for us, we've got our mitts on owner Mitch Omer's new cookbook Damn Good Food: 157 Recipes from Hell's Kitchen, which features every decadent dish served at the popular Minneapolis restaurant (including the Peanut Butter). Co-written by renowned local food critic, Ann Bauer, Damn Good Food is not simply a cookbook, but a helluva good read. The book details Mitch's battle with mental illness as well as numerous rough and rowdy tales from his rock n' roll, drug-addled history. From his days as an out-of-control nightclub bouncer to his beginnings as a renegade chef, and finally to the success of Hell's Kitchen with his wife Cynthia, Damn Good Food paints the picture of a passionate, intensely interesting man with a brilliant culinary talent. Visit Hell's Kitchen online at hellskitcheninc.com for details.

l'etoile special offer: e-mail cyn@hellskitcheninc.com before January 1st to be sent an instant coupon for a free 4-oz. jar of their homemade peanut butter with purchase of the cookbook and/or any entree. Yes, the is the mighty good stuff Gourmet Magazine called "the best peanut butter we have ever tasted, ever." Also a damn good gift? Hell's Kitchen Gift Certificates, which come as oversized "Tickets to Hell."


Drink This: Wine Made Simple

If you're not familiar with the clever culinary scribblings of one Dara Moskowitz Grumdahl, you've most likely been living under a loaf of Wonderbread since 1995. The longtime City Pages restaurant critic, more recently know as Minnesota Monthly's resident food and wine guru, Ms. Dara serves up some of the funniest, most endearing accounts of culinary wisdom we've ever had the pleasure of reading. Her new book, Drink This: Wine Made Simple, is a common man's guide to the art of wine appreciation. Complete with Moskowitz-Grumdahl's signature wit, this tome fills you in on how to drink good wine without breaking the bank; how to identify and properly pair it with meals; and much more -- sans snobbery. Filled with personal anecdotes as well as interviews with some of the world’s savviest critics, winemakers and chefs, Drink This: Wine Made Simple is the perfect gift for the wine connoisseur and newbie alike. The book is available at most major booksellers, though we suggest you shop local pick it up at an independent retailers such as magersandquinn.com

We asked the lovely Ms. Dara to give us a few recommendations on local restaurant gift card ideas for the wine/food enthusiast on your list, and she happily obliged:

by Dara Moskowitz-Grumdahl

Parasole Restaurants
Not sure if your gift-recipient would prefer Champagne and a chilled seafood tower, steak and Cabernet, or Chianti and pizza? Let them decide! A gift card for Parasole can be redeemed at any Parasole restaurant, including Salut (for the seafood tower), Manny's (for the steak) or even brand new Il Gatto, (for pizza and Italian grill-roasted meats) as well as other top spots like Muffaletta, Chino Latino, and more. Purchase gift cards online at parasole.com

Vincent
Chef Vincent Francoual is world-class. He once cooked at one of the universe's best restaurants, Le Bernardin, and his wine list is excellent, and draws a very personal picture of the best southern France has to offer. If your gift-recipient is a knowledgeable globe-trotter, there's no finer pick than this. For more info visit vincentarestaurant.com

Heartland
If your gift-card-getter doesn't like a fuss but does have a taste for the exquisite, how about something that can be used in one of the best wine-bars in the country? Heartland offers groundbreaking fine-cooking using astonishingly good, and astonishingly local ingredients alongside wines chosen not for their popularity, but for their complex flavors and overall delightfulness. For more info visit heartlandrestaurant.com


ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS SOME COLT 45

If we could gift ourselves with snarky poetic insight, we may very well buy it straight from Paul D. Dickinson. Known as the original Twin Cities "Punk Poet," Paul D. has made memorable impressions as the co-founder of the famed 1990s alternative art and music space, Speedboat Gallery, as well as a performer (as himself) in the popular Electric Arc Radio Show troupe. You can catch Paul D. every first Sunday of the month at the Riot Act Reading Series too -- December 6th he hosts along with writers/performers Mary Mack, Stephanie Wilbur Ash, Frank Henry Rawlings III and Laura Brandenburg at 10pm in the lower level of the Turf Club. We asked the punk poet to recommend a couple "Paul D. Approved" books for gifting and to whip us up a little holiday poem...complete with his signature zing, of course.

All I want for Christmas is some Colt 45

by Paul D. Dickinson

All I want for Christmas is some Colt 45
And the tiny little chance to
Pretend I'm alive
So I demand a rematch
My guns and thoughts ablaze
As I destroy the nearly toasted year
With your spaced out gaze
I demand a rematch
This time I'll be the space alien
And you be the human
Lets promise to do just three things together
Two of them being listening to records
And drinking
For
All I want for Christmas is some Colt 45

Paul D. Approved Book Recommendations (blurbs from publisher)

Down and Out in Paris and London
by George Orwell

This unusual fictional account, in good part autobiographical, narrates without self-pity and often with humor the adventures of a penniless British writer among the down-and-out of two great cities. In the tales of both cities we learn some sobering Orwellian truths about poverty and society. Available HERE via Magers & Quinn.

A Fan's Notes
by Fred Exley

Mr. Exley, a schoolteacher in a dismal rural New York town, finds pleasure in rooting for the Giants and his own survival in modern American society in this fictional memoir. Available HERE via Magers & Quinn.


ENTERTAINING, L'ETOILE STYLE

We love a good holiday party! What's better than getting together with comrades, sharing a drink and reminiscing about the past year and all you're thankful for? Check out our suggestions on ways to make your holidays sparkle (as in sparkling wine, of course).

THE GRAPES OF (NOT SO MUCH) WRATH
by Dana Lade

Local vino expert Dana Lade fills us in on wonderful wines to enjoy over the holidays. Great for gifting and/or guzzling...out of a pretty glass of course!

Duval Leroy “Paris” Brut NV Champagne, France


Duval Leroy produces the best Champagne available in the Twin Cities market for under $35. Try it by the glass at La Belle Vie or pick one up at Solo Vino for $34.99. It’s a classic brut blend of Pinot Noir and Chardonnay contained in a gorgeous etched bottle complete with a drawing done by local artist Leroy Nieman of a Paris street scene for Madame Leroy. As a matter of fact he did the drawing on a napkin while dining with Madame Leroy, who was so charmed by the image she had it transferred to her flagship bottling. Expect to drink a proper, toasty style of Champagne, alive with nuances of citrus and brioche. Even better, it’s sold in a rather fabulous gift box. Available at Solo Vino, Zipp’s, Kowalski’s Wine Markets

Altos Los Hormigas Malbec 2008 Mendoza, Argentina


Malbec is so hot right now. No seriously, it is. And for good reason! Wine from Argentina has European know-how behind it and doesn’t take a pricing hit when it’s sold to the US, unlike wines from Europe. The winemaker for Altos spends his Northern Hemisphere summer in Montalcino, Tuscany making Brunello. In his spare time he is producing some of the best Malbec that Mendoza has to offer. A great Malbec should always boast lush blue fruit and satisfying dryness. Perfect with most anything! $11.99-$12.99, Available at Solo Vino, Sorella, Byerly’s

Huber Hugo Gruner Veltliner 2008 Austria

Invited to dinner? Not sure what’s being served? Trying to appease your budget while showing up with a wine that everyone can enjoy? Try a Gruner Veltliner, Austria’s answer to food friendly white wine. The Huber Hugo retails around $10-$12 and nary leaves a palate disappointed. In fact, Gruner is one of the only wines that can claim to pair nicely with wine unfriendly foods, such as asparagus and egg dishes. This one offers delicious notes of kafir lime, mineral, and quenching acidity; NO OAK. Try it, you’ll like it. Available at Surdyk’s , Solo Vino, and Zipp’s


SCHNAPPS: DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK

Here's a tidbit of boozy Minnesota History for ya: Our own Phillips Distilling Company was the FIRST to introduce Schnapps to America, way back in ye olde 1935. Spanning from (the original Schnapps) Peppermint to fruitier flavors such as peach, watermelon, and raspberry to festive sippables like butterscotch and cinnamon, Schnapps is a kitschy and versatile liqueur that can add pizazz to just about any concoction. We love the nostalgic connotations it holds as well -- we imagine Joan from Mad Men has sipped her fair share of Schnapps! Make your holiday party sparkle by serving a cute 'n classic Schnapps-inspired cocktail, such as the one below! For more info on Phillip's Schnapps visit phillipsdistilling.com

Chocolate Mint Martini

5 oz Prairie Organic Vodka
2 oz Phillips Creme De Menthe (green or white)
1/2 oz Phillips Peppermint Schnapps
Dark chocolate (grated or shaved)

Combine in a shaker with ice and strain into a martini glass (or an 'I Heart Mom' mug, whatever's handy). Garnish with a mini candy cane and grated dark chocolate.


AND THE RETRO BEVERAGE AWARD GOES TO...

Hot Dr. Pepper

This hot drink gained popularity in the early '60s and is still a perfect holiday bevie for a cold winter afternoon. Take a thin slice of lemon and place it in the bottom of your favorite mug or teacup. Heat Dr. Pepper (please, no Dr. Thunder--this is not the time to go generic) in a saucepan until it appears to be boiling (due to the carbonation, it will start bubbling before it reaches a true boil). Pour the steaming soda over the lemon and enjoy this bizarre beverage that we swear we didn't make up!


TRIMMIN' THE TREE: ROCK N' ROLL STYLE

How classic is trimming the tree with the fam? Pretty classic, but now that you're all grown up it may be time to start your own holiday traditions if you haven't already. We suggest putting on a rock n' roll tree trimmin' soiree for all your favorite friends. Throw some some New York Dolls onto the turntable and serve up liberal amounts of mulled wine or warm brandy (we like ours with a dash of Amaretto and a lemon wedge) and spend an evening decorating your tree with good pals. This idea works equally well for a gift wrapping party -- why do it alone when you can rock out with booze and besties?


DIY OR DIE!

Ok, we don't want you to die, but in the punk rock spirit of Do-It-Yourself, we couldn't help but say it. And while our DIY recommendations are more gifts and crafts than studs and spikes, we still feel that giving something inspired by your own creativity and know-how is way more hardcore than buying-off-the-rack. Check out our suggestions for handmade decorating and gifting that will surely impress.

For the Love of Paper!

We're pretty obsessed with Paper Source, a veritable goldmine of craftable ideas and pretty, pretty products. Our staff designer and Paper Source guru, Chris Larson, recently used materials from the cute shop to create the adorable "present hats" in our holiday party promo shoot, and they turned out splendidly if we do say so ourselves. Hit up this specialty retailer for all manners of decorative paper, ribbon, crafting kits and more. The perfect place to stock up on supplies for artsy holiday projects like paper ornament making, as detailed in this tutorial via craftstylish.com. Another great paper-related resource in the Twin Cities is the Minnesota Center for Book Arts, which offers wonderful paper art classes (workshops are a great gift, say we), as well as a fantastic gift store that sells not only really cool paper, but also really cool how-to books and handmade paper art items crafted by local artists. The possibilities are endless! For more info and locations visit mnbookarts.org and paper-source.com


Stuff your Stocking!

We'll admit we're suckers for anything Santa-related, and the Christmas tradition of hanging stockings over the fireplace is one that we find extra sweet. However, the design of anything store-bought leaves a lot to be desired (hello, cheesy cartoon reindeer and cheap acrylic fluff). Our suggestion? Make your own for the lil' ones in your life, or simply for sassy holiday decor! You can put your own kooky spin on it and at the same time make something cool that hopefully will stick around for many holiday seasons to come. It's not too tough to sew and embellish your own stocking (here's an easy pattern that can be modified) but the real fun comes in picking the fabric! Hit up Northeast's Crafty Planet to find some zany retro fabric and embellishments for your stocking, as well as pretty yarns, fun sewing patterns, and cute handmade gifts. In fact, Crafty Planet is even offering a stocking-making workshop for kids on December 12th! For more info and location visit craftyplanet.com.

Baubles for your Babe!

Attention Boys: this is an official l'étoile challenge! Want to really bring a tear to your lover's eye this holiday season? Try your hand at jewelry design! We have the utmost confidence that any guy can cobble together something stunning with the help of the wise sages at Uptown's Bobby Bead shop. Stop in and learn all you need to know about creating simple necklaces and bracelets. No need to get uber-complicated -- a single strand of unique beads of different shapes, sizes and colors -- hand-selected and hand-strung by you -- is quite impressive enough. Bobby Beads stock about a bazillion sparkly beads and embellishments and their staff can fill you in on techniques for creating a professional piece that won't fall apart -- and they may even let you work on it in the store's workshop area if you ask nicely. Unfortunately, stringing some pony beads on dental floss isn't a viable option, fellas, so seek the advice of the professionals! For more info and location visit bobbybead.com

TO THE THEAT-AH WE GO: L'ETOILE'S GUIDE TO HOLIDAY PERFORMANCE

We heart dramatic holiday classics and quirky new plays alike, and luckily for us there's definitely an abundance of both circulating around the Twin Cities theater scene this month. From offbeat comedies to Nutcrackers, our handy-dandy Guide to Holiday Performance by l'etoile's own Rob Callahan, will fill you in on some of the best of 'em. To check out the guide click HERE

WHAT TO WEAR! WHAT TO WEAR!

The holiday season is filled with festive occasions that all demand a different style of dress. And if you know l'étoile at all, you know we don't like to be seen in the same "costume" twice. Check out our guide, complete with shopping tips and recommendations for numerous holiday occasions!


WHAT TO WEAR: JUBILEE presented by l'étoile and Blacklist Vintage

We can’t help but toot our own horn -- l'étoile is known for throwing a mean party, and this holiday season is no exception. Since it’s been the year of Mad Men and we wanted an excuse to buddy up with our friends at Blacklist Vintage, we figured ‘50s was the way to go. Do your best Betty or Joan and don a body-hugging number, all the better to show off your hourglass figure. Don’t forget the matching pearls and necklace set! Fellas, whip out that suit and skinny tie, and be sure to tuck your cigarettes into a shiny case. Bonus: Blacklist is hosting a Black Christmas shopping party on December 11 to get you ready to go for the big event on the 19th! (Jubilee, Saturday, Dec. 19; Secret location, RSVP to jubileersvp@gmail.com to request an invite to this private affair)

WHAT TO WEAR: Transmission’s annual New Wave dance party

Jake Rudh’s weekly Transmission dance night has long been the primo choice for Wednesday night debauchery, and the night before Christmas Eve should prove to be the place to tear it up before enduring some family time. The always-dapper man knows his way around the DJ booth, so you’ll want to wear something that’s easy to dance in and can withstand a packed house. Since no one’s going to see your lower half, go for big hair and hot pink lipstick. While you’re at it, it’s probably a good time to bring out the sequins, multi-ruffle dresses, and Madonna-esque corsets. Fellas, do your best Flock of Seagulls homage and skip the popped collars in favor of skinny pants and eyeliner; if you’re really feeling festive, add a holly-red ruffled poet shirt. (10 p.m. Dec. 23. Free. 21-plus. Clubhouse Jager, 923 Washington Ave. N., Mpls.)


WHAT TO WEAR: Holiday lights & Skating in Rice Park

During the early winter months, St. Paul’s Rice Park boasts the most dazzling holiday lights display, right alongside the most fanciful, romantic ice rink in the Twin Cities. Take in the stunning view of downtown St. Paul’s European architecture and twinkling trees while holding hands with your main squeeze - in an ultra-chic warm weather ensemble, of course. Guys, a classic pea coat is the way to go. Ladies, pull out your favorite fur-collared vintage coat. Besides, what better reason could be there to don our favorite winter accessory, the muff?


WHAT TO WEAR: A night at the theater

A night at the theater requires something more than the usual jeans-and-a-t-shirt, and we personally love any opportunity to dress up. Whether you’re heading with the family to “A Christmas Carol” at the Guthrie (ongoing through Dec. 31) or the less traditional “Ballet of the Dolls: The Nutcracker (Not so) Suite” at the Ritz (Dec. 10-31), go for classic sophistication. You’ll look like a serious appreciator of the arts in all-black - a wrap dress or pencil skirt always look classy. Guys, your shirt should require buttons and a tie, and a sport coat would be ideal. Wear jeans if you must, but if so, they should be a dark, well-fitting, hole-free denim. What you wear on top is also important: leave the puffy North Face coat at home and opt to cover up in a long wool or fur-trimmed coat.

WHAT TO WEAR: New Year's Eve

There’s always a ton of parties happening for New Year’s, but wherever you go, dressing down is not an option. Ladies, think all that glitters, sparkles, and twinkles. Up the zing factor if you’re wearing an all-black ensemble with bold costume jewelry (try vintage or Betsey Johnson for maximum sparkle), a jeweled belt (Belle Reve has a gorgeous one that will add glam to any basic look), or even legwear. Guys, you can get into the act too if you find a skinny tie with a subtle sheen to wear (jacket required, though a matching suit isn’t necessary). But with this New Year’s providing our leap into the ‘10s, you could just go all-out and don a tux, complete with bow-tie - why the heck not? Keep your eyes peeled for details on the l'etoile-sponsored NYE bash at the 501 Club and the Secrets of the City annual NYE soiree at the Red Stag Supper Club!


2009 Holiday Guide Editor: Kate Iverson / Contributors: Kate Iverson, Juleana Enright, Beth Hammarlund, Jahna Peloquin / Guest contributors: Paul D. Dickinson, Dana Lade, Dara Moskowitz-Grumdahl