Thursday, April 2, 2009

Weekend What's What 4/2-4/7

AND SO IT BEGINS...

MNFashion Week is still weeks away but the scene is already putting on its game face. In the coming editions of l'étoile you'll be constantly reminded -- it's our job as art instigators and fashion lovers! Read up on a different designer each week, and plan out your itinerary early with the helpful info at the bottom of this blog. And while your here, you might as well figure out what you're doing THIS weekend; with everything from cool art exhibits to readings, dance parties to legendary punk accordionists -- we've got you covered.

BONUS: If you're in the mood for a laugh, check out our hilarious April Fool's Day blog, where we poke fun at some of our favorite Minneapolis scene staples.

xo-l'étoile

Photo by Kate Iverson/Styling by Eclecticoiffeur




THURSDAY APRIL 2ND

Grey Gardens

@ Ordway's McKnight Theatre
345 Washiongton St.
Saint Paul

8pm / $40-45

The once underground cult classic documentary of two indomitable women, Edith Bouvier Beale and her daughter “Little Edie,” comes to life on the stage in the Park Square Theater/Ordway production of Grey Gardens. Every family has one, that embarrassing, eccentric relative, whose spit-fire personality you can either embrace or keep hidden. In the case of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis, her aunt and cousin, the infamous Edies, became the gossip du jour in the 1970's. Headlines swirled around the once prime holders of a glamorous 1940's East Hampton estate who became reduced to cat-hoarding, squalid recluses. Channeling a young Bette Davis, with expressive eyes and charming demure, local actress Christina Baldwin stars in this two part musical set in the eras pre and post fame. Grey Gardens is at times humorous and other times heartbreaking. A look at fading glory and the sacrifices and psychological web of the family unit, with a musical score that plays the strings of laughter, cynicism and nostalgia. Runs through May.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE ORDWAY SITE



THURSDAY APRIL 2ND

Bouncer Fighter/Bla Bla Blacksheep/Gerald Prokop/Telepathos

@ The Hexagon Bar
2600 27th Ave S
Minneapolis

9pm / Free

If anything, tonight’s show at the Hex is going to be high energy. Bla Bla Blacksheep, a trio of charmers who play wistful tunes perfect for daydreaming or dancing, kick it off; Gerald Prokop’s perfect-for-a-rainy-day catchy songs are tested by a full band; and Anti-Civ’s Bouncer Fighter just plain rocks it.

BONUS: l'étoile's own Lacey Pripc-Hedtke plays in Bla Bla Blacksheep, so you know it's good!

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE HEX SITE



THURSDAY APRIL 2ND

Sin and Guilt/Holy Land

@ Minneapolis Institute of Arts
MAEP Gallery
2400 Third Ave S.
Minneapolis

7-9 PM/ Free

The two artists involved in the Minnesota Artist Exhibition Program's newest installation have set out to make “once a upon a time” personal. The exhibits of Sara Belleau and Nancy Robinson take the viewer to a folklore land where biblical texts become ubiquitous vernacular and a girl's memory can be transformed into a fantastic fable. In Holy Land, Sara Belleau mixes photography with lively, hand-painted backgrounds animating the ancient stories from the Bible, Toran and Qur'an into elaborate tales that explore their social/political meaning in modern terms. Memories transform into a story board of vivid color and humor as Nancy Robinson embodies iconic characters in the surreal self-portrait paintings that comprise the exhibit, Sin and Guilt. Join the artists tonight for a “mythical” opening reception of the exhibit which runs through May 31st.

CLICK FOR THIS ART EVENT AND MORE AT MPLSART.COM



THURSDAY APRIL 2ND

Hot Roxx

@ Clubhouse Jager
923 Washington Avenue N
Minneapolis

10pm / Free

Join the Hot Roxx crew for tonight's super glam Ladytron after party at the Clubhouse! Resident DJs Jen and Nick are joined by special guests Annie of Awesome Snakes and Tracy of the Psychedelicates, ensuring that your evening will be choked full pure rock n' roll. You know how they do: Bowie, Pretenders, New York Dolls, Roxy Music and the best (and worst) of the 70s and beyond. Always a great soundtrack for vampin', drinkin' and flirtin', if you ask us.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE HOT ROXX MYSPACE



VOLTAGE FASHION PICK: MAX LOHRBACH

Max Lohrbach has thoughtfully designed his Voltage 2009 collection for all the interesting ladies he’s met this year. Awww...He must be meeting some pretty incredible women, because his new line includes hand painted fabrics, embellishments, and the impeccable construction we’ve come to expect from Max. His love of the old seeps into his work; imagine fine couture vintage combined with historical costume dress, strained through a fairytale.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE VOLTAGE SITE
Image by Jayme Halbritter for l'etoile/mplsart.com/Dress by Max Lohrbach



FRIDAY APRIL 3RD


Scion's Installation 5

@ Rogue Buddha
357 13th Ave NE
Minneapolis

7-11 PM/ Free

Rogue Buddha Gallery rolls out the red carpet tonight for Scion's Installation 5 Art Tour. Asked to create pieces of work based on the theme, “self-portrait,” the artists and painters involved in Installation 5 (making stops in only 9 cities across the country) have taken common concept and given it a fresh reinterpretation. Tonight's reception promises to be a mixer of art, music and visuals. Enjoy a set from DJs Jonathan Ackerman and Millions Billions and feast your eyes on stunning video art from El Yem, Ian Lynam, Peter Glover and Something In the Universe while touring the work of 20+ emerging and established artists, including Buddha's own, Nicholas Harper.

CLICK FOR THIS ART EVENT AND MORE AT MPLSART.COM



FRIDAY APRIL 3RD

Coloring Outside the Lines II

@ Altered Esthetics
1224 Quincy St. NE
Minneapolis

6pm-10pm/free

Everyone’s always up in arms about “family values”. What about the children? (in a shrieky voice) This month, Altered Esthetics exhibits children’s art about their families, their idea of family and the ties that bind. We’re hoping to see some of the artists at the opening tonight. Talk to a kid about their art, get their take on families, and meet some mini-artists that can seriously be defined as emerging. Through April 25th.

CLICK FOR THIS ART EVENT AND MORE AT MPLSART.COM



FRIDAY APRIL 3RD

Solid Gold/Yer Cronies/Switzerland

@ The Turf Club
Uni & Snelling
St. Paul

9pm / 21+ / $8

In case you haven't heard, our own hometown electro-psych rockers Solid Gold have been pegged to open The Walker Art Center/The Current's Rock the Garden extravaganza this June! They've been blowing up everywhere, so such a gig comes as no surprise. Tonight's intimate show at the Turf is a good opportunity to catch the boys in action before hordes of stampeding fans beat you to the front row. Openers Yer Cronies and Switzerland ensure you'll be primed and ready for dancing, and the Turf's signature stiff drinks will help ease the situation along as well.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE SOLID GOLD MYSPACE
Photo by D. Back



FRIDAY APRIL 3RD

Hotel

@ Kitty Cat Klub
14th & 4th
Dinkytown

10pm / Free

Jonathan Ackerman's monthly dance party, Hotel, welcomes newcomer DJ Niiko to the decks. Niiko's first time playing out pops off with a bang at this always-crazy dance riot. According to Ackerman, it's going to be awesome, "I've seen him in action and he's got what it takes, so come on out and heckle him, cheer him, and buy him drinks." And what Ackerman says, goes.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR MORE INFO



FRIDAY APRIL 3RD

Get Cryphy

@ First Avenue VIP Room
701 1st Ave N
Minneapolis

10pm/$3/18+

It’s Jimmy 2 Times’ birthday! Which means he’s an Aries, and THAT means the party will be wild! No holding back tonight on the dance floor, ok? Give those DJs a run for their money. Scott Matelic is in town from Indianapolis to spin for ya’ll, and of course Plain Ole Bill, DJ Fundamentalist and the man of the hour, Jimmy 2 Times, will keep your panties in a bundle during this hot, hot dance party.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE CRYPHY MYSPACE



COOL LINK: FINE WHINE BLOG

Sacre Bleu! A wine blog founded on unpretentiousness? No, it's not an oxymoron it's the basis of local blog Fine Whine. With features like “Should I Spit or Swallow?,” it's clear this blog is quirky and clever link with topics a bit cheekier than those gossiped about during your mother's wine tasting parties. In the spirit of the wine label, Sacre Bleu, hailing from the Southern France region Languedoc, where art is abundant and wine is a muse, Fine Whine merges pop culture -- youtube videos and twitter links -- with wine related facts, tidbits and details on Sacre Bleu sponsored parties. With the breeze of a click you can get schooled on the body of fine wine while still in your pajamas. Now, that's what we like to hear!

CLICK HERE TO CHECK OUT THE FINE WHINE BLOG!


Sacre Bleu Wine is carried at Haskell's Wine Stores in the Twin Cities.

BONUS: Check out the Sacre Bleu ad campaign featuring music from The Alarmists and White Light Riot live from the Varsity Theater!




SATURDAY APRIL 4TH

Reads Like The Paper

@ Midway Contemporary Art
527 2nd Ave SE
Minneapolis

7pm-9pm/free

New York artist Patricia Esquivias has been working on a series of short videos since her MFA days at California College of the Arts. Spanning 3+ years of videos, her work brings up melancholy and the details of the day-to-day. Minneapolis mixed media artist Isa Newby Gagarin shows as well. Through May 30th.

CLICK FOR THIS ART EVENT AND MORE AT MPLSART.COM



SATURDAY APRIL 4TH

Richard Barlow

@ ARThouse
117 1st Ave NE
New London, MN

5-9pm / Free

A few times a year, the private home of artists Andrew Nordin and Lisa Bergh opens up to become ARThouse, an unlikely space designed to showcase contemporary artists of the Midwest. Tonight, ARThouse invites you to view the works of art educator, musician, writer and artist, Richard Barlow. Barlow's digitally designed multiples and paintings are both locally and nationally known, with an aesthetic nod to the nature of Minnesota. While there, don't miss a chance to check out the intensive, eclectic art collection Andrew and Lisa's ARThouse boasts. And while this art destination may be a bit off the beaten path, it's definitely an excursion worth taking.

BONUS:
Get there early, as the first 15 people through the door get a free arty door prize, a ARThouse tradition!

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE ARTHOUSE SITE



SATURDAY APRIL 4TH


Artcrank

@ One On One Bicycle Studio
117 Washington Ave N.
Minneapolis

7pm-Midnight / Free

We, like most of MPLS will unabashedly admit, heart a well-designed, eye popping poster, especially if it's local. Tonight, Artcrank returns to MPLS for its third year with a show of bicycle-inspired, original poster art for your viewing and purchasing pleasure. Artcrank 2009 features art work from l'étoile friends, Aesthetic Apparatus, Squad 19, Sevnthsin, and many more. Munch on snacks from Chowgirls Killer Catering; sip down free brewskies contributed by Rock Bottom Brewery; and enjoy tuneage by Keston and Westdal and DJ Millions Billions. Don't forget to enter a drawing for a special edition canvas bag - something no biker can have too many of – courtesy of Minnehaha Bag Company. We also hear pretty ladies and floral design dynamos Bastian + Skoog have a special surprise up their green sleeves, and that alone is reason to attend this party.

CLICK FOR THIS ART EVENT AND MORE AT MPLSART.COM
Poster by Artcrank artist Steve Tenebrini



SATURDAY APRIL 4TH

Floating Worlds

@ Soap Factory
518 Second St. SE
Minneapolis

8pm-10pm / Free

In response to the latest gallery installation which features air-filled sculptures, Almost Nothing, from Clive Murphy, TalkingImageConnection and the Soap Factory present, "Floating Worlds." A reading event where Murphy's animated art is replaced by the oral word suspension of writers. Tonight's performers, Andrea Jenkins, Jen McClung, Meghan Maloney-Vinz, Heidi Rivers, Andy Sturdevant and Saymoukda Vongsay will share their work of poems and stories. Although both names could suggest a semi-ethereal theme, we promise an evening of tangible concepts.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE SOAP FACTORY SITE



SATURDAY APRIL 4TH

John Grider Art Opening

@ 501 Club
501 Washington Ave S.
Minneapolis

8pm / Free

It's official. Much to our excitement, 331 Club owner and art scene legend John Oulman and his son Jarret have returned with a sister location to the popular NE district venue. Bringing more numbers and, of course, more nightlife, the 501 Club promises tantamount, no cover parties with more performers than ever, as well as a larger menu and an expanded space. This laid-back, lack-of-label bar should be a nice pit stop for downtown dwellers, art lovers, and music scenesters alike. Tonight's art reception for local artist and graffiti guru, John Grider is a petit preview of the club's atmosphere, set to officially open for business Monday, April 6th. We're calling it: the 501 might just be our new fave spot!

CLICK FOR THIS ART EVENT AND MORE AT MPLSART.COM
“Angel Baby” painting by John Grider



SATURDAY APRIL 4TH


Jason Webley Legendary Punk Accordionist

@ Bedlam Theater
1501 S 6th St.
Minneapolis

10:30pm / suggested donation

When an accordionist has a loyal following in Russia, they must be something special. Jason Webley’s wild squeezebox playing is sure to inspire a polka dance or waltz tonight. He’s theatrical, he’s a character, he’s well traveled, he’s produced a 7” record with Amanda Palmer from The Dresden Dolls about conjoined twin sisters both named Evelyn. Local bands The Painted Saints and The Bewitched open.

Twitter Gossip: Wildly popular fantasy writer, Neil Gaiman, just tweeted that he is going to see this show! Gaiman and Webley in one room may just make our heads explode and our shirts fly off!

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE BEDLAM SITE



SATURDAY APRIL 4TH

Satisfied 2.0

@ Secret Location
www.uncensoredus.com

While the flier design definitely brings the LOLs, we're pretty sure this sweet lineup of techno powerhouses will bring the dance party. Featuring Portland's own drum n' bass guru SPL, DJ/Producer Kyle Geiger, Hardstyle DJ Paladin 6.0, and Drop Bass Network co-founder Jedediah along with 24 more sonic purveyors playing electro, breaks, hardcore, house, trance, acid, and any other style of techno jamz you can possibly imagine. Click the link below to decipher the secret location, if you dare! Neon wigs and bras are not required, though probably encouraged -- it is a rave after all.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE UNCENSORED US SITE



MIXTAPE MONDAY: STRAIGHT THUGGIN'

OG gangstas Millions Billions and Tendercakes bust a cap in all previous music mixes with their latest download, Straight Thuggin'. A raw-dawg collection of rap anthems and street bangers, this mix is definitely not for the faint of heart. Warning: extreme booty dancing may be a side effect of this download.

CLICK THE IMAGE TO DOWNLOAD THE FREE MIX



TUESDAY APRIL 7TH

JagerCon: Sci-Fi Tuesdays

@ Clubhouse Jager
923 Washington Avenue N.
Minneapolis

Every Tuesday
10 p.m. / 21+ / Free

Join hosts Kate Iverson (l'étoile magazine, Secrets of the City) and Beth Hammarlund (l'étoile magazine, A Tiny Machine) every Tuesday Night for JagerCon! JagerCon is a weekly sci-fi party featuring screenings of classic nerdy movies and television shows such as Buffy, Firefly, V, Star Trek, Blade Runner, Forbidden Planet and more -- topped off with 2-4-1 cocktails all night served by Star Captain Paul!

Mingle with like-minded sci-fi geeks, discuss D&D strategies, and use that Captain Picard impression you've been perfecting to pick up chicks at the bar. Snort-laugh the night away while bragging about your MMORPG addiction and enjoy a cozy, nerd-friendly environment.

Kate and Beth are life-long sci-fi fans who also dabble in art and fashion. They appreciate Joss Whedon, Karl Lagerfeld, and Matthew Barney on the same level. They can also party like Sci-Fi Conventioneers. Kate and Beth strive to unite the segmented nerd culture of the Twin Cities the only way they know how: with alcohol and awesome Sci-Fi entertainment.

Upcoming Events:

Tuesday, April 7th: Hell Boy Blood & Iron (Animated)
Tuesday, April 14th: Star Trek: The Voyage Home
Tuesday, April 21st: War of the Worlds (original)
Tuesday, April 28th: Dark City
Tuesday, May 5th: Doctor Who & The Daleks (1966)
Tuesday, May 12th: Evil Dead II
Tuesday, May 19th: Aliens Double Header
Tuesday, May 26th: Zardoz


For more info, visit www.jagercon.blogspot.com

THIS WEEK'S FLICK: HELLBOY: BLOOD & IRON



L'ETOILE NEWSWIRE

Project Runway Back ON!

The following statement was released Wednesday night:

"NBC Universal, The Weinstein Company and Lifetime have resolved their disputes. The Weinstein Company will pay NBCU for the right to move Project Runway to Lifetime. All of the parties are pleased with the outcome. Harvey Weinstein added, "I want to personally congratulate Jeff Zucker and NBCU on their success in the litigation and thank Jeff for resolving this in a professional manner. We look forward to working together on our ongoing projects."

Look for Project Runway to debut on Lifetime sometime this summer! Perhaps with some rumored familiar faces, even. We can't wait!

Click HERE to read all about it!

WATCH A FUNNY MAD TV PROJECT RUNWAY SPOOF



Fashion Week: Save the Date(s)!

Spring Fashion Week is quickly approaching, so be sure to secure your tix and mark your calendars for the fabulous events during the week of April 20th-26th. Tickets are now on sale for both Voltage: Fashion Amplified at First Avenue AND Laura Fulk's Suffocate Fashion Show at the Lab Theater, so don't delay -- you wouldn't want to miss some of the coolest events of the season!

And just to put a bug in your ear: l'etoile is teaming up with our BFFs at Secrets of the City to throw a FREE mid-week fashion party on Wednesday, April 22nd at the Eitel Building's Sky Garden and Clubhouse on Loring Park!

BONUS: See Le Petit Connaisseur's weekly post below for the extended Fashion Week schedule!

To buy tickets to SUFFOCATE click HERE




To buy tickets to VOLTAGE click HERE


Vid from Voltage 2008 by David De Young



GUEST BLOGGER: LE PETIT CONNAISSEUR

Jahna Peloquin fills you in on everything MNFashion Week!


With all the fashion events planned next month in Minneapolis, the entire month of April might as well be Spring Fashion Month. MNfashion has just announced the full schedule of events for MNfashion Week, held April 20-26. Click below for some events Le Petit suggests you put in your social planner.

Read more at the link below...

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE SCHEDULE
Clothing by Coco & Breezy/Photo by Kelly Lyall



GUEST BLOGGER: A TINY MACHINE


Beth Hammarlund attempts yet another "Moon Manicure"


Over the Moon

I adore 1940s moon manicures (check out the nails at Christian Dior, below), but was slightly discouraged when I saw a few different online stories suggesting that this should only be attempted by a professional and/or must be achieved with nail sticker stencils. Well, I'm not one to pay for a manicure when I have a bin full of nail polish in my closet, and I've never had luck with those little drugstore stick'ems. (Though I have an intense love of tacky french manicures. They're coming back, ya'll.) So I've been determined to master the moon manicure on my own.

Read more at the link below...

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE TINY MACHINE SITE



COOL OPPORTUNITY

Donate Wood-Themed Artwork to Altered Esthetics


From AE:

To celebrate our Anniversary and pave the way for another five years, we're having a big party and fundraiser. The silent auction will be wood-themed, and we need artwork!

Will you help?

You can participate by:
- Sending artwork created on wood
- Sending artwork created with wood
- Sending artwork about wood
- Creating art-blocks for our Art vending machine

What you get out of it:
- an in-kind donation receipt for tax purposes
- your work featured on the Ae website as part of the online gallery
- your Artist name and website listed
- the warm fuzzy feeling of helping an organization that exists to help ALL artists!
- extra warm fuzzy feelings (while supplies last, though Jamie claims to have an endless supply and is more than willing to share warm fuzzy feelings - and hugs too.)
- Artists can decide if either 50% or 100% of the final auction price goes to Ae.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE AE SITE AND MORE DETAILS



What's What Editor: Kate Iverson
Contributing Writers: Lacey Prpic Hedtke, Robyn Lewis, Juleana Enright, Kate Iverson, Beth Hammarlund, Jahna Peloquin

CONTENT © L'ETOILE MAGAZINE 2009

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

What's What Special April Fool's Edition 4/1

L'ETOILE MAGAZINE REBRANDS!

For years you've been saying it behind our backs, and once in awhile to our faces, so in 2009 we've decided it's high time we give in to popular demand. As of April 1st, l'étoile magazine will henceforth be known as "l'étwat magazine." The elitist attitude you've come to know and love will remain in tact, and we'll go above and beyond to inform you of even more events you probably won't be on the guest list for. To kick it all off, we've created this special edition of the new l'étwat magazine, highlighting some of our favorite cooler-than-you cohorts. Check out our brand new "Newswire" section, bringing you hot gossip and scene news, plus special features and articles on artists, musicians, and more (See today's "Before they were Stars" feature on DJ duo Tendercakes). Enjoy yourself today, and believe us when we say, you definitely need a makeover!

xo-l'étwat





THE L'ETWAT NEWSWIRE FOR APRIL 1ST, 2009



Too Much Love Calling it Quits?


This week DJ Soviet Panda made the shocking announcement that his wildly popular dance night, Too Much Love, would be canceled. l'étwat tracked down SP to ask a few pressing questions...

l'étwat:
Too Much Love was so successful, why did you decide to cancel it?

Soviet Panda: Well, despite the easy money and easy girls, I kept telling myself I'm meant for something bigger, which is why I've decided to give up my life as a super star DJ to concentrate on my acting career.

l'étwat: Acting career? We didn't know you could act!

SP: It's a little known fact. I actually first starred in a Teddy Ruxpin commercial when I was 5 years old -- that's when I caught the acting bug. After that I went on to play rolls such as "child running with scissors," "extra" and "bully #2." When I got a bit older, I scored a roll playing a breakdancing Willow Tree in a teen musical theater company, which is when I became acquainted with "scratching records" and "beats." After that, my life took a different path, eventually leading me to Too Much Love.

l'étwat: So what are your plans? Do you have an acting job yet?

SP: Well, I have a lot of experience you know, Teddy Ruxpin commercial and all, so I am just going to wait for them to come to me. I did send out an audition tape Fox 9 News though, I read on their website they are looking for someone to crouch under the news desk and massage the anchor's calves in between segments. It's not really an acting job, but I think Robyne Robinson has killer gams, so I sent in the tape.

l'étwat: Ok. Well, do you have any plans to ever return to the turntables?

SP: Probably not. I am currently concepting my own cable access show entitled "Rock, Paper, Scissors" which is a full hour of a close up of my hand repeatedly playing rock, paper, scissors -- you know, so people can play along in their homes? That homeless guy that plays the bongos outside of 1st Ave told me it was brilliant, and I really respect that dude. My long term goal is to win an Oscar, so look out world, here I come!




Eclecticoiffeur Scores a Big Job


Our favorite styling troupe, Eclecticoiffeur, has been hard at work this year, producing photo shoots galore and helping bring the hottest local and national trends to your attention. A little birdy leaked some hot gossip to l'étwat: EC has been hired on by the National Association for People with Butt Chins to lead a campaign designed to promote the much laughed about facial feature. EC stylist Jahna Peloquin revealed exclusively to l'étwat, "For years, the butt chin has been considered an unattractive attribute. Much like Jennifer Connolly's unibrow or Angelina Jolie's fish lips, we think we can spin the butt chin into a national trend. Before you know it, people will be having their chins surgically split, thanks to us." she adds, "Celebrities like Ben Affleck, Michael Douglas, and Brooke Hogan all sport stylish butt chins, and everyone seems to like them." EC members Kelsy Osterman and Di Medlock concur, "People like butts. Let's face it. No pun intended!" laughs Kelsy. Di states, "As a makeup artist, I think adding a light dusting of body glitter and a little creative shadowing is all it takes to make your butt chin sparkle." EC's photo editorial "Butt Chins and Bling" will be featured in next week's issue of Vita.mn.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE ECLECTICOIFFEUR SITE



Are Robyne Robinson and Scott Seekins Perfect Strangers?

Two of our hometown heroes have been cast to star in a remake of 80s hit show Perfect Strangers. The role of "Cousin Larry" will be played by Robinson, while the mad cap antics of "Balki" will be recreated by the charismatic Seekins. Details have yet to be officially released, but a Hollywood insider leaked the below promo pic and revealed exclusively to l'etwat that production will begin this May, and both Robinson and Seekins are said to be "ecstatic."

CLICK THE INFO FOR MORE INFO



SPECIAL EVENTS SECTION


WEDNESDAY APRIL 1ST

Dare to Dream

@ Fox Tax Gallery
501 1st Avenue NE
Northeast Minneapolis

6-10pm / Free

Just like a majestic bald eagle spreading its wings to fly, well-known curator and mplsart.com director, Emma Berg, takes the traditional concept of fine art to new heights. The new exhibit at Fox Tax entitled Dare to Dream is a vast collection of rare and out of print 1990s corporate motivational posters. Says Berg, "My day job as a HR professional at Target Corporation is obviously a big part of my life, and so is the art scene, so marrying these two concepts has always been a dream of mine." she adds, "Plus, I think bald eagles are really cool, and there are lots of bald eagles in motivational posters." Fox Tax Gallery owner Mark Fox says, "Since Emma installed the show earlier this week, productivity in the office has gone through the roof. We've even cut back our day drinking. If you ask me, nothing says "Teamwork" like a poster of a bunch of dudes holding hands while tandem skydiving." The opening reception will cap off with a corporate team-building workshop lead by Berg which will include trust-fall exercises and a 15 minute lecture about sexual harassment in the workplace.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE MPLSART.COM SITE




WEDNESDAY APRIL 1ST

Bella Koshka CD Release Party

@ Ground Zero
15 4th St NE
Minneapolis

Midnight / 21+ / $10

Beloved local band Bella Koshka owns up to their own long-denied "goth" stereotype tonight by unveiling a new, one-track album entitled The Vampire Rises at Midnight. Poppin' off at historic Ground Zero, a cavernous, industrial-chic space perfectly suited for this epic event, the performance will feature a 45 minute long sound collage of rearranged audio clips from the 1931 Bela Lugosi classic, Dracula. Daywalkers will be captivated by the spooky sound of the new piece, as violinist Hilary Davis marathon-whistles throughout, and lead singer Laura Boland debuts her mad beat-boxing skillz for the first time -- creating the perfect soundtrack for good old fashioned self mutilation! In lieu of an opening band, Bella Koshka will release 100 rabid bats into the audience to kick things off.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE BELLA KOSHKA MYSPACE



WEDNESDAY APRIL 1ST

Neon Bandana Swap

@ Robot Love Parking Lot
27th & Lyndale
Uptown Minneapolis

Noon to 3pm / Free

Popular design boutique ROBOTlove does its part to help hipsters remain en vogue during these trying economic times with today's Neon Bandana Swap. Bring your gently used banditos, neckerchiefs, and bibs to this Uptown staple and trade up! That hot pink bandana with the bright green and yellow paint splatters you've worn to Too Much Love a few too many times can be upgraded for a houndstooth fringe scarf, or maybe even a kitten bandito with an alcohol-related blood stain on it. ROBOTlove owner Kristoffer Knutson says, "While ROBOTlove mostly specializes in designer toys, housewares, and books, I'm a firm believer that no hipster kid should be without the proper gear, no matter their budget. If you don't have a bandana, feel free to bring your castoff lenseless glasses, fanny packs, or Run DMC t-shirts to trade." Show up early for complimentary Red Bull and ironic hot dogs, while supplies last.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE ROBOTLOVE SITE



WEDNESDAY APRIL 1ST

Solid Gold Braces Benefit

@ Clubhouse Jager
923 Washington Ave N
Minneapolis

9pm / 21+ / $50

Head to Clubhouse Jager tonight and support a good cause as hometown heroes Solid Gold put on a wild benefit concert! Proceeds will go to help fund the band's longtime dream of getting braces. Says lead singer Zach Coulter, "Our teeth are pretty much perfect. In fact, everything about us is pretty much perfect. But if we're going to really be number one, it means going the extra mile and having the most perfectly perfect teeth. Sure, our music is good. But what really sets us apart is our dashing good looks - that's what we have to count on if we want to get anywhere in this industry, hence braces for the entire band!" The $50 cover charge will include a 5-song concert by Solid Gold, followed by a guy in an over-sized tooth costume performing David Bowie covers for three hours.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE SOLID GOLD MYSPACE



WENDESDAY APRIL 1ST

Bill Cosby Sweater Fire Sale

@ Coon Rapids Goodwill
11000 Crooked Lake Blvd. NW
Coon Rapids

10am-5pm

If you've been searching for the perfect ensemb to wear to the next ironic hipster convention, you've come to the right place! Hundreds of Cosby sweaters will be sold at bargain basement prices in assorted styles such as "geometric," "80s couch upholstery," "rejected Mexican poncho," and "eye-searing." Colors combinations may include, but are not limited to, teal, mustard, rust, brown, cream, fuchsia, hunter green and salmon. Also on sale will be a case of unearthed Dwayne Wayne flip glasses, nude photos of Lisa Bonet, and used copies of "Fatherhood." Complimentary Jello puddin' pops and jazz-shuffle lessons will be available on a first-come first-served basis.

CLICK THE IMAGE FOR THE BILL COSBY SITE



FEATURE ARTICLE

TENDERCAKES: BEFORE THEY WERE STARS

Sexy sister DJ Duo Tendercakes has been all over the place this past year, playing the coolest parties and slingin' the hottest jams. But who were they before they were famous? L'etwat has unearthed a couple articles from our vaults by long-time correspondent Andi Hillestad, that paint a very different picture of the two glamorous record flippers.


An American Biography: Molly Louise Roberts


In this day and age it's sometimes hard for a girl to keep her chin up. American females are constantly bombarded with images of "perfect 10" women with no hopes of ever living up to their beauty. But in this great country there are also heroes that fight to balance the scales. Molly Louise Roberts is one such hero. I visited her at her salon, "Go Girl", located in an abandoned Dairy Queen in January 2006.

As I followed her through her establishment, she explained the philosophy behind the Go Girl Salon. "We pride ourselves on transforming women not only on the outside, but on the inside as well." She told me.

Molly stood behind a woman in a burnt up salon chair and began examining her hair.

"See, take this client, for instance- she's practically deformed. But I can use my gift to turn "it" into something that won't make people want to throw up. That's why I don't call myself a hair stylist. I'm a self esteem stylist."

The woman looked up at Molly. "Why are you combing my hair with a pinecone?"

Molly put her hands comfortingly on her clients shoulders and looked into her eyes. "Don't worry. When I'm done I'm sure someone will have sex with you… Probably."

Molly whispered to me "I'm gonna pray on that!" and escorted me into the next portion of the salon. We entered a small reception lobby with a color crayon sign that read "Self Esteem Therapy."

"This is a program I designed myself as part of the "inside" transformation we provide for these women. You can take a look at our Services List and get a feel for what it's all about while I finish up with my client"

I looked up at an old DQ wall menu with a list of services and short descriptions posted on it:

Ugly Therapy:
I will show you several pictures of people who are much uglier than you and you can look at them.

T-shirt Replacement Therapy: I will give you an oversized t-shirt with a picture of a sexy bikini body on it. It's so realistic you can even fool a scientist!

New Face Therapy: I have life sized photocopies of my face that I will cut out and glue over your existing face. (I'm foine)

Eye Patch Therapy: I will give you an eye patch that will help to draw the attention away from your ugliness. If you are abnormally ugly, a rhinestone peace sign can be added to the eye patch to draw additional attention away.

Just then Molly emerged with her newly beautified client and exclaimed "AMAZING! Isn't it? I added some extensions for extra body- she's like a new woman! That will be four hundred dollars."

"But all you did was duct tape some shoelaces to my head and they don't even match!" Said the woman, "That costs four hundred dollars???"

Molly threw a DQ napkin dispenser at her face and said "YES BITCH!" then she took her purse and dragged her out the front door.

"Let me just put this in the cash register." Molly said as she pulled out a cardboard box full of purses. "Another satisfied customer! Now if you have any more questions, here's my card."

Molly handed me an empty packet of grape Kool-Aid.

"Call any time, but just so you know, I'll need those Kool-Aid Points back when you're done. This isn't a charity."






An American Biography: Josie Bell Roberts


A modern day hero, Josie Bell Roberts is a brilliant example of what the American Family is all about. As a stay at home mother, she devotes her whole life to the well being of her husband and two lovely children. I was lucky enough to tag along with the family one Monday in December 2005.

At sunrise, Josie wakes her family by shooting a gun into the wall.

"Oh don't worry," she assured me, "This is our special shootin' wall. We use it for practice, play, and just blowing off steam. It's great for waking everyone up, and it keeps the kids on their toes in case of martial law. Homeland security is a high priority in this house. I'm not really sure what's on the other side of this wall, but finding out is on the top of my to-do list."

Josie laid out the children's clothes for the day. For Lucy, she chose a magenta unitard and a Dale Earnhardt Jr. "Nascar" helmet. For Oliver, she laid out a purple dashiki and tap shoes, saying "This way, I can hear him if he tries to get up. It's sort of like putting a bell on a cat, but it's tap shoes on a baby."

As the kids were just getting ready for breakfast, Jeremy was heading out the door for work.

"WAIT! Don't forget your lunch!" Yelled Josie as she quickly filled his Kirby Pucket lunch box with a raw lobster. "Microwave it for 5 minutes on low" she said and out the door he went.

For the kids, she fried up a package of pork chops.

"As you may know, I'm raising my children on the Atkins Diet so they eat meat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, but I like to trim the fat off of Lucy's portion, because her cholesterol is through the roof."

After breakfast, it was time go out.

"It's cold out, so put on your blankets kids." She told them. "Jeremy and I talked about it and decided that jackets are just blankets with sleeves, and we already have plenty of blankets so that's one of the places we save money in our budget."

We all piled into the car and headed out. Lucy drove and Josie rode shotgun.

"The first place we go is to drop off Oliver at his Baby Jujitsu class. We want him to know how to fight, that way he can protect the house. We don't have a dog so that responsibility falls on him."

After we dropped off Oliver, we pulled up to St. Paul Central High School. "This is where Lucy spends her days. She's only 5 and she's failing all her classes, but it's cheaper than daycare and she seems to like it."

Lucy grabbed her blanket and kissed her mom. "Word, I'm out!" she said as she kissed her fingers and made a peace sign, LL style.

"My little girl," Josie said fondly, "I'm just so proud of her."

We headed back to the house where we spent the rest of the day watching Mo Po, Oprah, and Judge Mills-Lane. At 3:00 I asked if we needed to go pick up the kids, to which Josie responded "Oh, no. They have cab money." And sure enough, 10 minutes later Lucy and Oliver came walking/crawling in the door.

Josie gave them both a loving high five and said "Hang up your blankets. There's some bacon on the table if you kids want a snack." Jeremy shuffled in the door soon after and emptied the lobster exoskeleton out of his lunch box into the trash.

After a dinner of beef jerky imitation crab legs, they put on some music.

"Time for Family C-Walk hour!" said Josie and Jeremy.

"YAY!" said the kids.

I was going to point out to them that they were not doing the "C-Walk" but only running in a circle, but they seemed happy, so I kept it to myself.

Josie went to the window. "Uh-oh. The suns going down… vampires will be out soon. Quick everyone, brush your teeth and put on your PJs!"

Once they were all ready for bed, Lucy led them in a prayer.

"Dear Elron Hubbard, thank you for my mom, thank you for my dad, thank you for Oliver, and most of all, thank you for my Latin Stars Hologram Poggs, especially Gloria Estefan. Amen."

"Amen." Said the rest of the family.

Josie looked at me and said "Get the fuck out!", then Oliver punched me in the throat. "HI-YA!"

When I woke up, I was in a bush on Marshall Avenue with a note stapled to my head that said "Don't come back!"

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What's What Special Edition by Kate Iverson, Robyn Lewis, and Andi Hillestad
CONTENT © L'ETOILE MAGAZINE 2009

Thursday, March 26, 2009

Weekend What's What 3/26-3/31

CARPE DIEM

That's right, Twin Citians. Seize the day! We can already feel the excitement building as our creative cohorts begin to come out of winter hibernation -- even our own seasonal depression is beginning to vacate the premises. With tons of new schemes and revived passions, l'étoile promises to bring you even more content this Spring and beyond. We're takin' the bull by the horns and will be doing everything we can to keep you up to date on what's cool in the Twin Cities. This weekend, however, we suggest you follow suit and think big! The world waits for no one, after all, and you're much too good looking to remain in hiding.

xo-l'étoile

Photo by Eric Eul for l'étoile



THURSDAY MARCH 26TH

Handsome Furs

@ The Entry
701 1st Ave. N.
Minneapolis

8pm / 18+/ $10

Freshly hailing from SXSW, Montreal-based, Sub Pop duo, Handsome Furs, strut their stuff on stage tonight for this Radio K sponsored show. With drum machines and repetitive electronic beats from Alexei Perry paired with the reverberating guitar fuzz and the familiar vocals of Wolf Parade’s Dan Boeckner, the husband-and-wife team pull matrimony into realms of indie electronic and harness a sound Rolling Stone calls “a dingy version of the Cure rocking some hipster dive bar.” While we wouldn’t quite call The Entry a “dive bar,” one thing's for sure; the Handsome Furs and guests The Cinnamon Band will definitely get the place a’rockin’.

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THURSDAY MARCH 26TH

Milkbagbrother & Ironbitchface

@ Hexagon Bar
2600 27th Ave S
Minneapolis

9pm / Free

This is bound to be quite a show! Not one, but two ambassadors bring good tidings from our Canadian neighbors to the north. Milkbagbrother’s R. Kelly Trapped in the Closet-inspired songs are hilarious and Ironbitchface delivers black metal-punk-noise (doesn’t Canada allow spaces in their band names?) Even more reason to go out tonight is Minneapolis’s newest lounge band, Tropical Ambrosia Salad, and Bri from BFF’s solo act, Bri and her Big Shirt.

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FRIDAY ART PICK: GWON OSANG

Korean Artist Gwon Osang makes delightfully creepy life-size sculptures using hundreds of photographic images to build up the surface appearance of the models - including their face, hair and clothes. Osang’s unique process gives these brilliantly crafted figures both photo-realist and surrealist qualities that plays with the idea of scale and proportion, making ordinary objects look extraordinary. We loves it!

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FRIDAY MARCH 27TH

A Raisin in the Sun

@ Guthrie Theater
818 2nd Avenue S.
Minneapolis

Times vary, Check website / $29-$53 (see ticket deal below)

The Guthrie and The Penumbra Theater Company have teamed up to bring the literary classic, A Raisin in the Sun, to the stage. A vibrant ensemble cast recreates the life and times of a family struggling to succeed in 1950's America. With big dreams and high hopes, the Younger family is conflicted over how best to use the $10,000 life insurance settlement from the estate of their late patriarch. Walter Lee's entrepreneurial aspirations, Benetha's education, and Ruth and Lena's dreams of living in a new home all come to a head when the check arrives. An inspiring, yet poignant tale of a hardworking African American family determined to build a happy, successful life for themselves in an era of repression, A Raisin in the Sun is an important note in American History. Thoughtfully cast, this production is filled with intense emotion, pride, and cleverly delivered good humor. A must-see Guthrie/Penumbra collabo endeavor, A Raisin in the Sun may just inspire you to appreciate the truly important things in life that much more.

BONUS: Special deal Alert! Tickets are $20 on Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday evenings! Call the Guthrie Box Office at 612.377.2224 and quote code “A74.”

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FRIDAY MARCH 27TH

Amarcord

@ Lagoon
1320 Lagoon Ave
Minneapolis

Times vary / $9

Ah, youth. While in it, you can’t wait to escape its restrictive grasp. When you’re grown, you nostalgically long for its freedom and simplicity. Newly restored in 35 MM prints, Federico Fellini’s Amarcord or “I Remember,” is a satirical recollection of the famed director's own youth, growing up in 1930s provincial Rimini. A personal masterpiece, the film’s carnivalesque setting portrays “daily life as a circus of social rituals” juxtaposed between an adolescent fantasy world of desire and naivety, and the realities of Fascist, pre-war Italy. Running for one week only, don’t miss the "Best Foreign Film" Academy Award-winning classic that's known as the most intimate and gentle film Fellini ever made.

Visit the Landmark Theater website for show times.




SATURDAY MARCH 28TH

Manifestation ft. Sage Francis

@ First Ave
701 1st Ave. N.
Minneapolis

8pm / 18+/ $13 Advance, $15 Door

The non-profit org Substance believes, much like we do, that arts, music and activism should go hand in hand. A continuation of the Ripple Effect started during the RNC, tonight’s launch party for the environmental and social justice non-partisan, Substance, is designed to unite local progressive minds. Hosted by Tish Jones, the event features (deep breath) the eloquent stylings of Rhode Island hip-hop artist, Sage Francis; special guests B. Dolan; P.O.S.’ punk band Building Better Bombs; Doomtree’s Cecil Otter and The God Damn Doo Wop Band; rock yr socks spoken word performances by El Guante and See More Perspective; a speech by Louis King of Hire MN; a set by DJ Verb-X; live art -- and a few surprises hidden up the guests sleeves. Have some afternoon down time to kill before the show? Drop by The Entry for a $7 pre-show sure to activate your spirits with Cecil Otter, The Battle Royale, Big Cats and El Guante.

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FRIDAY MARCH 27TH

Project Project 2

@ Kitty Cat Klub
315 14th Ave. SE
Minneapolis

9pm / 21+/ $5

Project, Project: so nice they named it twice! The second installment of the multi-media concert Project Project from locals Nobot and Estate returns to the Kitty Cat Klub tonight featuring a dose of music, art, visual performance and, of course, dancing that will have you seeing double. Featuring Estate’s CD release party, electro-charmers Ghost in the Water, noise guru Nobot, live visuals by Beeple, and dual sets from DJs Gigamesh and Bach. For an assured good time, follow the event’s tagline request: Look, listen, dance, repeat.

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FRIDAY MARCH 27TH

Bomp! 2.0

@ Bedlam Theater
1501 S. 6th St
Minneapolis

10pm / 18+ / $5

Providing plenty of bumping beats for booty shaking, host Wes Winship of BRLSQ has a knack for bringing sexy back. With a music menu that includes the hottest record slingers in the 612, we’re sure Bomp! will continue to cause a stir for some time to come. DJ’s Tendercakes and Mill$ Bill$, Moon Goons, Plain Ole Bill & Jimmy 2 Times, Rambo Salinas of Hot Pants, Wes Winship, and Shannon Blowtorch will be rocking not one but two stages at the Bedlam. And when you sweat through your clothes (and we know you will), cool off on the Bedlam's awesome rooftop patio.

Sponsored by l'étoile magazine, of course!

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FRIDAY MARCH 27TH

Tattoo Art

@ Gallery 122 at Hang it
122 8th Street SE
Minneapolis

7-10pm / Free

Let’s face it. Tattoos are hot. The art of ink on skin has been around since cave peeps were painting on stone canvases. This Friday, Gallery 112 @ Hang It invites the public to the opening of Tattoo Art, an exhibition from the artists of Uptown Tattoo. Come check out this unique chance to see paintings and drawings done by self-taught artists Brandon Holt, Zack Kinsey, Dan Kytola, Nic Skrade, Tom Strom, and Jon Sweet as they show off their skills on surfaces other than human flesh.

CLICK FOR THIS ART EVENT AND MORE AT MPLSART.COM



FRIDAY MARCH 27TH

Faux Jean

@ 400 Bar
400 Cedar Ave S
Minneapolis

Pop revivalists Faux Jean have earned their position as one of the best bands in the Twin Cities the old fashioned way, by playing great live shows. Faux Jean’s latest incarnation sees front man (and only consistent member) Matty Schindler with backup band the Port Wine Stains for a swingin, stompin good time at the 400. Joined by openers We Became Actors, Communist Daughter, and a special reunion set by Friends Like These.

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Photo by Vanessa Meade



COOL LINK: ZEUS JONES

While most of the world was focused on the music aspect of SXSW, our friends at interactive design firms, Zeus Jones and Sierra Bravo, were participating in an environmental competition that started right here in MPLS. As winners of Microsoft's regional PhizzPop Design Challenge - where designers were asked to create an environmentally sound way to market technology on a worldwide scale - Zeus Jones moved onto the finals in Austin to compete against other regional winners from across the country. The challenge to “help the citizens of Austin live more sustainably using currently-available technologies,” gave participants a 2 week project deadline to be presented in a seven minute live talk before the SXSW audience and a panel of judges. Inspired by the plethora of environmental and sustainability programs the city of Austin already undertakes, Zeus Jones developed their national winning concept, USEMORE, an idea involving a conceptual social networking platform designed to unite the community in sharing underused resources. Watch the video and give these sustainable geniuses some mad props! The more backing this idea has, the better likelihood that we can project it locally in the Twin Cities. Our personal opinion? Brilliant! Color us impressed.

For more information on the project, click HERE.


Zeus Jones Phizzpop SXSW Finale from Zeus Jones on Vimeo.


SATURDAY MARCH 28TH

Aesthetic Apparatus 10-Year Anniversary

@ AA Headquarters
2251 Snelling Avenue
Minneapolis

Noon to Midnight (live music at 7pm) / Free

Amazing screen-print group Aesthetic Apparatus has been impressing the world with their artistic wit and colorful designs for 10 whole years! Join the boys at their studio space for an all-day celebration that includes a "scratch and dent poster super sale" featuring slightly defective poster prints of all shapes and sizes, priced at a mere 5 bones. For the more discerning collector, a sweet selection of AA's most coveted, rare prints will be up for bid in an all-day silent auction as well. Stick around until the sun goes down for a rockin' finale featuring local bands Awesome Snakes and The Deaths to make your evening complete.

CLICK FOR THIS ART EVENT AND MORE AT MPLSART.COM


SATURDAY MARCH 28TH

Dirty Hands

@33Design Gallery
5704 W. 36th Street
Minneapolis

7 p.m. / Free

New galleries always perk us up, and newcomer 33Design has our full attention. Dirty Hands features a ridiculously awesome lineup of artists that represent the scope and talent of the Minneapolis art scene. Lay eyes on work by Rudy Fig, Deuce Seven, Steve Tenebrini, Give Up, Chris Krapohl, Danny Sigelman, Nate Szklarski, and gallery owner Erin Sayer. Local rockers Gay Witch Abortion and Self Sound Orchestra entice your ears while the artists one-up their own work by painting live.

CLICK FOR THIS ART EVENT AND MORE AT MPLSART.COM



SATURDAY MARCH 28TH

Almost Homeless

@ First Amendment Gallery
1101 Stinson Blvd
Northeast Minneapolis

7pm / Free

Two years after opening their collaborative group show Almost Famous, artists Keiko Yagishita, John Grider, Isaac Arvold, and Eric Inkala return for Almost Homeless. Sharing numerous canvases, the artists each took a stab at re-tooling each others' distinctive designs, resulting in a vivid and imaginative collection of pop art masterpieces. While this group may still be on the road to fame and fortune, we have a feeling it's nipping dangerously at their heels. Snapping up one of these works is an investment well worth making!

For this art event and more visit mplsart.com




SATURDAY MARCH 28TH

Information Society

@ Varsity Theater
1308 4th St. SE
Minneapolis

7:30pm / $20 / 18+

Minneapolis produced some killer bands in the 80s. Information Society started as an electro-dance trio who went on to fame and fortune with their hit “Running.” And this evening they’re coming home to wow the dance floor of the Varsity for one night only. Wear your finest 80s weirdo attire! With Moulin Noir, Faith Assembly and Milkbar.

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SATURDAY MARCH 28TH

The Spank Tank: Revisited

@ The Spank Tank
Secret Location (click HERE to message)
Minneapolis

8:30 p.m. / $5 donation

We're pretty sure this is an old school basement show in Dinkytown, and may very well be jam-packed with rowdy indie-rock college kids. We hear there will be jello shots though, and that's something we can always get behind. We were rowdy college kids once, after all, and now we're rowdy mid-twenties to (very young looking) thirty-somethings so we really can't judge. l'étoile pal (and local art/music instigator) Phil B.'s band, Quist and the Hats, is playing along with RisingSide and Gladiola, so it will definitely turn out to be quite the rock n' roll extravaganza!

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SATURDAY MARCH 28TH

Johann's Birthday Party

@ 414 Soundbar
414 3rd Avenue N.
Warehouse District

8pm / 21+

Uh-oh! An undisclosed number of spankings are in order! Soundbar owner and international playboy Johann Sfaellos turns another year older, wiser, and better looking today, so shake a leg to this Warehouse District hot spot for an evening of decadent debauchery and fabulosity! Responsible for bringin' the funnin' to the Minneapolis club scene for many years, Johann deserves your kisses and well wishes. Dance the night away to DJ Mike Moilanen, Mike G, Walter Chancelor Jr. on sax, live singers, and super special surprise guests! This event is INVITE ONLY so e-mail Erika@414soundbar.com to get on tha list!

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SATURDAY MARCH 28TH

Attitude City

@ Clubhouse Jager
923 Washington Avenue N
North Loop

10 p.m. / 21+ / Free

Attitude City always manages put stars in our eyes and spring in our swagger with their sheer sexiness and party rockin' anthems. Our steamy disco dream comes true once a month at Clubhouse Jager as these heartthrobs woo the well-heeled masses with the finest beats known to man. Head to the North Loop this evening for cocktailing, flirting and sweating-through-your-shirting a la Attitude City!

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SUNDAY MUSIC PICK: DEAD MOON

Warning: if you listen to any Dead Moon you will become addicted. A certain l’étoile writer has developed an unhealthy obsession. Formed in 1987 in Portland, Oregon by Fred Cole and his wife Toody in the style of true punk rock romance, they lasted 20 years -- with 15 albums to prove it. High-energy rock and roll at its finest.

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SUNDAY MARCH 29TH

Allen Brewer and Mason Hall

@ Barbette
1600 W Lake St.
Minneapolis

3pm-6pm / Free

Barbette’s art shows are consistently great. This time Allen Brewer’s series of paintings on old chalkboards and game boards bring up a lot of memories, while Mason Hall’s work is rooted in public consciousness and printmaking history. A lovely Sunday afternoon with Barbette’s famous french fries gets that much better with an art opening. With any luck, the weather may allow for outdoor seating and socializing after taking in the art!

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TUESDAY MARCH 31ST

JagerCon: Sci-Fi Tuesdays

@ Clubhouse Jager
923 Washington Avenue N.
Minneapolis

Every Tuesday
10 p.m. / 21+ / Free

Join hosts Kate Iverson (l'étoile magazine, Secrets of the City) and Beth Hammarlund (l'étoile magazine, A Tiny Machine) every Tuesday Night for JagerCon! JagerCon is a weekly sci-fi party featuring screenings of classic nerdy movies and television shows such as Buffy, Firefly, V, Star Trek, Blade Runner, Forbidden Planet and more -- topped off with 2-4-1 cocktails all night served by Star Captain Paul!

Mingle with like-minded sci-fi geeks, discuss D&D strategies, and use that Captain Picard impression you've been perfecting to pick up chicks at the bar. Snort-laugh the night away while bragging about your MMORPG addiction and enjoy a cozy, nerd-friendly environment.

Kate and Beth are life-long sci-fi fans who also dabble in art and fashion. They appreciate Joss Whedon, Karl Lagerfeld, and Matthew Barney on the same level. They can also party like Sci-Fi Conventioneers. Kate and Beth strive to unite the segmented nerd culture of the Twin Cities the only way they know how: with alcohol and awesome Sci-Fi entertainment.

Upcoming Events:

Tuesday, Mar 31st: Darkman
Tuesday, April 7th: Hell Boy Blood & Iron (Animated)
Tuesday, April 14th: Star Trek: The Voyage Home

For more information visit www.jagercon.blogspot.com

THIS WEEK'S FLICK IS DARKMAN:



GUEST BLOGGER: A TINY MACHINE

Beth Hammarlund links The Schubert Club's "Dance of the Day" blog (an amazing blog you've GOT to bookmark), featuring J-Sun, Sequel, and Dancin' Dave infiltrating the Minneapolis light rail with their fresh moves.

For more posts from A Tiny Machine, click HERE!




GUEST BLOGGER: LE PETIT CONNAISSEUR

Jahna Peloquin previews Laura Fulk's Suffocate fashion show at the Lab Theater on April 21st.

Laura Fulk Spring Preview

I just received a press kit featuring images and the video for Laura Fulk's debut solo show, "Suffocate," presented by mplsart.com. It will be held April 21 at The Lab Theater; tickets will be on sale beginning March 30 at thelabtheater.org.

What's particularly exciting to me about Fulk's collection is that she's managed to translate her unique aesthetic into clothing that's sophisticated and, for the fashionably fearless, wearable. On top of it all is the integration of art within the clothing; the artwork of local artists Melissa Breitenfeldt and Jay Langer have been digitally printed onto some of the fabric used in Fulk's designs.

For more pics from the collection and more posts, click HERE.




What's What Editor: Kate Iverson
Contributing Writers: Lacey Prpic Hedtke, Robyn Lewis, Juleana Enright, Kate Iverson, Beth Hammarlund, Jahna Peloquin

CONTENT © L'ETOILE MAGAZINE 2009